Deidara looked at the tv in disgust. He was so hella bored, but just too hella comfy to do anything about it.
Sasori was on cloud nine though as he ate another handful of popcorn. What would be a big surprise to his students, and the general public, as he just loved watching tv. Since the man never got to watch it as a kid, and as an adult, he never had a tv because the habit, not the desire was there, he never watched. However that all changed when he married Deidara, because of course the twenty-year-old had to come with one. At first, Sasori scoffed it off. Whatever, this was married life after all and there was a spot in the living room it could go. What he didn't expect was to fall in love with it. Had this been what he was missing out on his whole life? This was what he had so haughtily snubbed? Well! He was wrong! He lived for all the dramas and romance he could get his grubby hands on. That is what really sucked him in.
Deidara of course saw his old husband's taste in TV as shit. Sure they would watch a lot of psychological thrillers and horror movies, but there seemed to be more romance than the other two genres put together. Alas, he couldn't help but keep his big mouth shut as Sasori made up for his lost time with the TV. He just loved cuddling up on the couch with his happy hubby. That. That was where it was too comfy.
Besides, it was too cute when Sasori would visibly get so flustered by the romance parts. For that simple reason alone, he could sit through anything. Well, cuddle through anything, even all the romance.
Deidara u fool. U are literally ALL romance. That's why Sasori likes you?
Bye losers! see u for Sasori-Bang 2021!
