Day 31: In Which She Gives Him A Spa Day
He kept his eyes closed as he tried to vibe with that weird flute and wind chimes track playing, but the only thing the stupid music did was make his skin tingle in a completely unpleasant way.
"Are you feeling relaxed yet, Jack?"
She sounded so pleased with herself that, for a moment, he considered lying. But there was so much namaste bullshit he could take, and he had had a whole life's intake already.
"I hate lavender," he grumbled, reaching for his phone.
She was frowning at him from the other side of the line. "What? You should've told me that sooner!"
"Well, I didn't know I hated it until I lit up the candle!" He dropped an arm over his eyes with a grunt. "It smells like a grandma's bathroom in here."
"Blow the candle out, you idiot."
"Can I stop the zen playlist as well?"
"Sure."
Jack welcomed the silence with a sigh of relief.
"Well, that was a letdown."
He chuckled as he adjusted the framing on his phone. "Hey, I appreciate you trying to give me a princess day. And I'm totally digging these Korean face masks."
Jack ran a hand through his chin with a moan. "They're amazing!"
Elsa sighed with a shake of her head. "Silver lining, I guess."
"Smooth like a fucking baby's butt!"
