Athrun: (takes Cagalli to his room for some awkward and weird reason, still under the influence of alcohol)

VM: I don't own anything, especially Athrun and Cagalli's romantic relationship. (sweatdrop)

Yzak, Dearka and Nicol: (fall down anime style)

Kira: Anyways, on with the show!

VM: Kira, you stole my line!

Kira: (falls down anime style) By the way, shouldn't the rating be changed to NC-17 with this?

VM: I won't be sure until I get a review stating that the rating should be switched, Kira.


Nicol's Painting Spree

Part 2: The Painting Begins and Ends

(A/N: Told from Nicol's point of view.)

I had to drag all these cans of spray paint around as I snuck through the corridors of the ship. But the real problem is…who should be my next victim? The suspected captain of this ship, who goes by the name of Murrue Ramius or the Hawk of Endymion, Mu La Flaga? So many people to spray, so little time!

…Then an idea popped into my head.

Why don't I just set up some sort of paint mine everywhere and get on with it?

And I did just that, placing clusters of 6 spray cans and latching an imploding detonator with each cluster.

Here's the deal:

Step one. The victim walks into the range of the motion detector.

Step two. The detonator triggers and implodes, causing the cans of spray paint to fly into the victim's face.

Step three. The paint backwashes over the victim, leaving him "colored in".

Anyway, I snuck out of the Archangel with an empty box, got down and covered my ears.

Ka-BLAM!

The Archangel was covered in loads and loads of paint! I turned around and saw that it was now a clear pink, white and blue all over.

...And I laughed my head off only to get caught in a fight cloud of doom with the crew of the Three Ships Alliance.

15 minutes later, I was nothing but bruises and scabs all over as I went back to the Amalfi Mansion, which is obviously where I live.

My mom and dad scolded me for playing pranks and gave me a month-long confinement to my room. They also told me that I couldn't play the piano during this time.

I did nothing but sigh as my punishment was forced into my head.


VM: That bites.

Nicol: It sure does, dimwit.

Meyrin: Couldn't you have ended this in a happy way?

VM: I'm just plain mean. (Grins)

Lacus: Nothing that's good can come from that grin that's plastered on his face…

(Everyone sweatdrops and falls over anime style except for Athrun and Cagalli)

VM: R&R, all! See you later!