ZOMG SCHKOOL

By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.

Chapter Three: OH NOES TEECHER!1

Bowser

"La la la," sang Bowser, walking down the hallway.

A teacher approached Bowser.

"You need to see the principal," said the teacher.

"What did I do?" asked Bowser.

"You know what you did," said the teacher, "And you have broken school policies!"

"I don't know what I did!" said Bowser, genuinely.

"Don't talk back," replied the teacher angrily.

"I seriously don't know what I did!" shouted Bowser.

"Don't talk back!" said the teacher angrily, "Why were you talking back?"

"I-"

"Stop talking back!" said the teacher.

"But you just asked me a question!" shouted Bowser.

"Why do you keep on talking back?" snapped the teacher.

"Because you ask me questions!" said Bowser angrily.

"You just talked back again!" said the teacher angrily, "Detention!"

"But I really didn't know what I-"

"DON'T… TALK… BACK!" shrieked the teacher.

Bowser sighed, grabbed a locker and hit the teacher over the head with it, killing him.

Everyone stared.

"Uh…" laughed Bowser uncertainly, "Heh… heh… it was in… the name of… uh… science…"

Everyone applauded.

Bowser jammed open a random locker, and dumped the body in there.

Link

"Why are they checking lockers randomly for bodies?" asked Link.

"Dunno…" replied Zelda.

The principal walked up to Link.

"Any bodies in your locker, Link?" asked the principal.

"No sir," replied Link.

"Can I check your locker?" asked the principal.

"Of course," said Link, grabbing the lock, "But I have to say you're wasting your time, I wouldn't have a body in my locker!"

Link gave a friendly smile to the principal.

"Open up, then," said the principal, smiling back.

Link did the combination on his lock, and then pulled it out. He opened up the door the whole way to reveal a dead teacher's body inside the locker.

The principal looked shocked.

Link noticed the body, gasped, and started hyperventilating.

"But- but- that can't be!" shouted Link, panicking, "I'm a good student! I'm a good role model!"

"How… how could you Link?" asked the principal.

"Someone must have- have tampered with my locker and- and framed me or something!" cried Link.

"I… I thought you were a good student… but then… you killed… Mr. Smith… I can't believe this," said the principal in a giant state of shock.

"Well… uh…" said Link.

"Must bluff out of this," thought Link desperately.

"Uh… uh…" said Link, thinking, "You see… that wasn't really Mr. Smith's body… it was his… evil… traumatized… criminal… yeah, criminal… murdering… twin brother!"

"I never knew he had a twin brother," said the principal suspiciously.

"Well… well now he does," said Link, faking a smile.

"'K," said the principal, walking away.

Link quickly disposed the body in a nearby bin.

THE END

(of just the chapter, haha, and you thought it ended)

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