ZOMG
SCHKOOL
By
Hoogiman
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.
Chapter Three: OH NOES SCIENCE!1
"Welcome to Science!" said the teacher. "Before we do our first practical report, I will give everybody a Bunsen burner test!"
"Aww," groaned everyone.
"Come on!" said Bowser angrily, "Everyone knows how to use a Bunsen burner! That's baby stuff!"
Everyone else nodded, agreeing.
"Aah! My hair is on fire!" screamed Peach.
Everyone stared at Peach.
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"…due to the Bunsen burner!" said Peach, panicking.
"Yes Peach," sighed Bowser, "That was your cue, and you were right on time."
"Wait," said Ness, "How can everyone know how to use a Bunsen burner, despite our obviously different backgrounds, and some of us not even using technology before? How does that work?"
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"Bash him!" screamed Ganondorf.
Everyone bashed Ness.
"Order, class!" said the teacher, "Now to pass the test, you'll have to heat this beaker by placing it over a lit Bunsen burner!"
"How do we even have time? Classes only go for four minutes!" said Ness, "In fact in the second chapter Samus even asked, 'Isn't it so nice and such a coincidence that classes are only about four minutes long so the author doesn't have to waste time writing about classes at all?'"
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"Bash him!" yelled Ganondorf.
Everyone bashed up Ness.
The bell rung.
Yoshi
Yoshi walked down the hallway between classes, humming, before being approached by two kids.
"Hi Yoshi, we're OC bullies, and we're here to beat you up! Our names are Rambo and… what's another bully name?" asked a student.
"Uh…" replied the other, "Jason?"
"No, Jason is a 'pretty boy' name," replied the first student.
"How about Todd?"
"Todd's like… a 'mommy's boy' name."
Yoshi gave them weird looks, and walked past.
"How about… Trent? That's a pretty bully-ish name."
"Actually yeah, that sounds good. You sure?"
Samus walked in front of them.
"Yeah."
"Okay, so we're author OC bullies, and we're here to beat you up!" said the first.
"WTF?" said Samus.
"Aah ahh AAH!" the bullies screamed. "Shapeshifter!"
The bullies ran around the corner to find Yoshi standing there.
"AAAH! AHH! Shapeshifter AND teleporter! NUUUUUEEEEEE!1" they both screamed in unison.
The bell rung.
"I guess it's time for another class!" said Peach.
"What a crappy chapter ending," replied uh… Zelda.
THE END
(of chapter)
