ZOMG SCHKOOL

By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.

Chapter Five: OH NOES GEOGRAPHY!1

"Hello!" said the overly cheerful female teacher, smiling. "Welcome to Geography! Here you will learn about the world around you!"

"Yay!" cheered everyone.

"Why after finding all of the other subjects boring, suddenly have an interest in Geography?" asked Ness.

"She's smiling," replied Ganondorf.

"So?" replied Ness.

The teacher stopped smiling.

"Now we find it boring!" said all of the smashers in unison, disturbingly.

"Oh," said Ness.

"Who can name any of the ten Altean lakes?" asked the teacher.

Falco stared out of the window, moaning.

"Falco, do you know?" asked the teacher.

"Uh… I watched the Bollywood version, if that helps…"

"Falco, we're not in English, we're in Geography," said Ness, sighing.

"Oh," said Falco. "Well… uh… bash the kid that knows too much!"

Everyone did.

The teacher stared in disbelief.

"Noooooo!" screamed the teacher, down onto her knees onto the floor. "What about my vision of a perfect co-educational fundamental Christian geography class?"

The teacher melted.

A substitute teacher walked in.

"It seems Miss Parsons has melted, again," said the teacher surprisingly calmly, "So I'm taking over!"

Everyone moaned.

The teacher smiled.

Everyone cheered.

The teacher stopped smiling.

Everyone moaned.

"Today we're learning how to read maps!" said the substitute teacher.

"I feel like an idiot being taught all of this! Is the educational system dumbing down classes so students feel better about themselves?" said Bowser angrily, "Everyone knows how to read maps!"

Peach ran in with a bucket of stinky fish over her head.

"I have a bucket of stinky fish over my head!" said Peach.

"…due to my lack of map-reading skills!" said Peach.

Bowser wept.

"Whose idea was it for Peach, the comedy relief not to be comedic?" asked Ganondorf, angrily.

Ness chuckled uncertainly.

"Bash him!" screamed the fundamentalist teacher, coming back from the dead.

Everyone bashed Ness up.

The fundamentalist teacher realised that they were fighting, and melted again.

The bell rung.

Everyone ran out really quickly, cartoon style.

No one laughed.

The chapter ended.

END CAHPTER

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