ZOMG SCHKOOL

By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.

Chapter Six: OH NOES REPOARTS!1

"Rise and shine!" said Ness to everyone.

All of the smashers woke up, groggy and in a hung over state.

"Ness, it's only… four thirty in the morning!" said Bowser angrily.

Everyone started contemplating bashing Ness, but decided that because it was too early and the joke was getting old, didn't.

"Why did you wake us up?" said Falco angrily.

"Reports came!" said a cheery Ness. "I got an A or above on everything!"

Ness grinned happily.

"Wait, how does that work?" asked Bowser, "We've only had two classes, how can we just suddenly get our report cards back? It obviously shows the lack of storytelling skills, reasoning and lack of common sense of the author, as well as his lack of commitment to the story! I mean, only a lazy author would just write stuff without any explanation!"

A volcano nearby erupted, causing candy lava to go everywhere.

"GSUYFDVFYIVEWUFYG!1" screamed Bowser, ripping Ness to threads.

"Here are all of your report cards!" said Ness cheerfully, handing them out.

"WTF!1 I JUST KILLED YOU! THE AUTHOR SUCKSZORS!1" screamed Bowser, torching the school down.

Everyone looked at their report cards.

"Aw… I got an F in English…" said Falco.

"I got an F in Latin…" read Link, "We don't even do latin!"

"SEE HOW UNPLAUSIBLE THIS STORY IS?" screamed Bowser, ripping Ness to threads.

Again.

The bell rung.

"I guess it's time for our next class," said Pichu.

"WAIT!1" screamed Bowser. "It was only FOUR-THIRTY in the FREAKIN' morning before! The bell just doesn't ring at FOUR-THIRTY IN THE MORNING!1 AND DIDN'T I TORCH THE DAMN SCHOOL? How can the freakin' bell just GO OFF if I just TORCHED THE SCHOOL TO ASHES?"

The men in white coats came to take Bowser away.

"We're here to take you away," said the men in white coats.

"NOOOOOOo!11eleventy" screamed Bowser.

The men in white coats took Bowser away.

"Wait!" said Bowser, "It's a mix-up!"

Bowser pointed to Ness.

"He's Bowser!" said Bowser.

"Oh!" said the men in white coats, understandingly.

The men in white coats took Ness away.

"Phew!" said Bowser.

The men in white coats came back in.

"You must be Ness then?" asked the men in white coats.

"Uh…" said Bowser, "Yeeeesss…."

"Well then, we're going to have to take you away for being too nerdy!"

"NUUUUUUEEEE!1" screamed Bowser.

The men in white coats took Bowser away.

Fin.

(of chapter)