A/N:

Yesh. It's Friday, which means I am updating EVERY STORY I have, because I can stay up late to do them all. This is only my second. Sheesh…

Yuki was quietly and calmly doing his homework one Saturday afternoon in May, when Kyo came thumping down the stairs. They had their own secret language, which signified when they needed to speak in private.

"I THINK IT'S TIME YOU WENT TO THE TOILET" Kyo stated flatly and loudly, staring and Yuki's homework in the process. He then realized it would save him a lot of work if he just remembered the answers and copied them. Pleased with himself, he went to wait for Yuki in the Man-Bob Lair.

The Man-Bob Lair was actually just a large cupboard under the stairs, with a light inside, a desk and two chairs. It was where they secretly discussed secret matters of secrecy.

"Yes, Kyo?"

Kyo turned away from the wall he was staring at to find Yuki sitting in the opposite chair. They were both as equally scrunched up as each other, seeing as they were almost fully grown and could barely fit. Kyo smiled and replied.

"I have news from the Mayor that a new villain is attacking and that we should be on the look out for anything suspicious, loud or terrorizing" Kyo said. Yuki gave him a funny look.

"That's something to be happy about? Gawd, Kyo. Anyway, did the Mayor describe the looks of this new villain?"

"He said that he worked for Dr. Not So Evil and that he had black and white hair. He also said that he often seems calm and then can just attack at random. He's wearing a black and white jumpsuit with a purple floral cape. That should be easy to spot in a crowd…" Kyo pondered whilst rubbing his chin and squinting his eyes in the proper thinking fashion. Yuki nodded.

"Okay. Lets transform and go on look out"

The squeezed themselves out of the Man-Bob Lair and went their separate ways, only to meet again less than a minute later, fully transformed and wearing the appropriate super hero-like clothing.

"Sidekick Bob, your spandex is wearing out!" Gasped Mr. Man, pointing at the stretched piece of purple fabric. Sidekick Bob waved his hand.

"Don't matter. I'll take it to your brother some time"

"But he's Dr. Not So Evil!"

"Only when he's in uniform" Sidekick Bob corrected, tugging on his leader's jumpsuit, "Come. We must fight villains"

"Okay, but this villain sounds like-"

Mr. Man was cut short by a mooing noise downstairs. Tohru and Shigure both screamed. Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob gasped, before running down the stairs and into the eating area of the house. There, standing before them, was their villain!

"Bwahahaha! I am one of Dr. Not So Evil's followers!"

"Who are you?" Bellowed Yuki in a very sexy and manly manor, "I demand you tell me at once!"

"Me? Oh, I'm your worst nightmare! My super villain name is… is…"

"Yes, yes!" Sidekick Bob urged.

"THE MILK MAN!"

"Gasp!" Gasped Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob at the same time.

"Why?" Asked Sidekick Bob.

"Because… I am part cow! View my udders and become milked!"

The Milk Man pulled some fake udders out of his jumpsuit and walked into the kitchen, before pouring some milk into them. You see, The Milk Man was a boy, so technically, he had no udders. Sighing, he walked back into the room, milked up.

Tohru and Shigure lay forgotten in the corner, as Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob were sprayed with milk. They both fell, sprawled in a heap, crying. The Milk Man laughed.

"Haha! I win! Give me all your babes!"

"NEVER!" Cried Mr. Man, for he had a plan. In his pocket, he had some chewing gum. So, he bought it out and chewed on it. Sidekick Bob, still dying, looked over.

"What are you doing?" He whispered quite loudly.

"You'll see"

Mr. Man stood up and struggled, (as he was dying), across the floor towards The Milk Man. He stared down at Mr. Man in disgust.

"Moo!" He said.

Mr. Man coughed up the gum and broke it into four pieces, before blocking up The Milk Man's udders. The Milk Man cried and fell over, just as his fake udders exploded, milk going all over his face.

All of a sudden, Sidekick Bob wasn't dying anymore. He said yay.

The two crime fighters stood over The Milk Man and glared at him with their evil looking eyes, before shoving him out the front door and onto the curb. The Milk Man had officially lost the right to live in a house, as far as anyone was concerned.

Then, the two transformed back into Yuki and Kyo. They went over to Shigure and Tohru, who were fast asleep in a heap. They grinned before slapping them with cold turkeys.

"Oh my god. I am being slapped with a cold turkey" Said Shigure.

Everyone laughed and went to bed, then.

BUT! Back in the Not-So-Evil Lair, things weren't going as smooth.

"Dammit, The Milk Man! How could you do this to me? I mean, you're very sexy with your black and white fetish but… you failed!"

"Sorry sir"

"Nope, sorry isn't good enough. I'm sending in someone else. Someone new. Someone… who will go APE over the idea"

A/N:

Pun, pun, pun! "Ape over the idea" is supposed to hint who is going next. Do you get it? I hope so…