A/N:

I slap you with a cold turkey.

Yuki had just finished trying to get the TV to work when Kyo waltzed into the room unaccepted with a letter from someone who they didn't know.

Kyo thrust it towards Yuki and asked him to read it, as he couldn't.

"Dear Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob,

Prepare to… die! I am very sorry to have to send this letter to you, telling you so, but your death is coming! Sorry! I am the new villain in town! Sorry, again,

Sir Ape-a-Lot"

"Sir Ape-a-Lot, eh?" Kyo questioned, staring at Yuki like a piece of horsemeat, "That settles it. I'm going to go buy a tool that will help us defeat this weirdo"

"Don't forget your fake id!" Called Yuki.

"I don't need it. This thing's… free!"

"GASP!"

Yuki waited at Kyo trekked down to the store. On the way back, he was confronted by a man in a banana suit. Kyo wondered weather this guy was insane.

"I am Sir Ape-a-Lot. I'm sorry… give me your m-money!"

Kyo gasped. He needed to transform, and fast! So, he used his special pocket-sized torch to shine the magical symbol into the sky, the symbol which symbolized Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob. He just hoped Yuki was outside at the time.

Yuki gasped as he noticed a used condom in the sky. He knew that Kyo was in trouble, so he transformed and went to the rescue. When he turned up, the threw a magical towel at Kyo which allowed for him to transform in public, without his doo-hickey being shown. Or, so they thought.

Once they were transformed, the pair went to questioning Sir Ape-a-Lot.

"So, you work for Dr. Not So Evil, huh? That's smart of you, huh? Not really! Now, stop being evil, or we will have to use some form of force!" Kyo threatened shaking a very threatening fist.

"OH I'M SO SORRY, FORGIVE ME, I AM A MENACE TO THE WORLD! I HAVE RAPED MANY CHILDREN IN MY FIGHT FOR POWER! I HAVE LET MY SUPER VILLIAN POWERS CONSUME ME! FORGIVE ME! FORGIVE ME, EVERYONE! I'M SO VERY, VERY SORRY! DR. NOT SO EVIL! I'M SORR FOR LETTING YOU DOWN! EVERONE! I'M SORRY FOR MAKING A FUSS! I'M SO TERRIBLEY- Ooh, banana!"

Sir Ape-a-Lot goggled at the banana, which Sidekick Bob was currently holding up. He smirked and threw the banana on to the curb, where Sir Ape-a-Lot sat down and began to munch on it.

"Wow! Who ever knew that a banana could save the town?" Exclaimed Mr. Man, wide eyed.

"Me. That's why I bought the damn thing. Ape's like banana's. Sir Ape-a-Lot's name gave away the fact he was half monkey or ape, which he liked banana's"

"Very smart of you!" Cried Mr. Man, clapping, "our the best sidekick ever!"

"Thankyou!"

The two then made their way to an ice cream parlor, where they indulged themselves for doing such a good job. Well, Sidekick Bob, anyway.

That night, in the Man-Bob Lair, they discussed the fact that they needed a theme song. Mr. Man became the one to be praised, when he wrote this.

"When there's trouble you know who to call…

Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob!

From their Man-Bob Lair they can't see at all…

Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob!

When the city is under attack,

And the streets are filled with maniacs,

All you have to doo-oo-oo-oo….

Is call…

M.R. M.A.N AND S.I.D.E.K.I.C.K B.O.B!

Now available for birthday parties, hen nights and strip shows"

"That's so good, Mr. Man! Well done!" Sidekick Bob praised, while the two transformed back to normal, falling asleep in the Man-Bob Lair.

BUT! Back in the Not So Evil Lair…

"Damn you, Sir Ape-a-Lot! A banana distracted you! An effing banana! Well, that's the end of you. I have someone much better to take your place. Someone so powerful, no one can escape his logical words…"

A/N:

Ha. I hope you understand who the next person might be.

That was Ritsu, if you didn't know and The Milk Man was Haru.