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Is Friday your favourite do? It better be, because it's…

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The looks of "Big Mouth" are trademarked to "Fade To Black" and her character Hiro the Emo Superhero.

Kyo Sohma had just finished helping Tohru make breakfast when Yuki Sohma ran down the stairs. He looked extremely sexy, but the most important thing was, he looked worried. Kyo turned to him and raised an eyebrow, which secretly asked, "What?"

Yuki motioned for Kyo to follow him into the Man-Bob lair. He nodded and explained to Tohru he suddenly needed to… go somewhere.

"Yes, Yuki?"

"The phone. The mayor is on the phone"

Kyo picked up the phone and listened intently for the mayor's voice. There was no sound, so he turned to Yuki, who shrugged and walked off. After about 15 minutes, Kyo said,

"Hello?"

"Oh, finally Sidekick Bob! The town has had news that an evil villain called Big Mouth has started invading random places and bad mouthing people's Mumma's behind their backs! It's going to be Mr. Man and yourself that save the day, of course, but I have a new person for the force, who will assist you only when you need it. Which is now. His name is Logicala "

"Okay, gotcha" Replied Kyo, hanging up and transforming, to go meet Mr. Man in the hallway.

"Mr. Man, I have a sneaky suspicion that this Logicala boy is up to no good"

"No, everything will be fine Sidekick Bob. Now, lets go kill Big Mouth!"

"Not kill, that's wrong"

"Okay, whatever"

On the way to town, a man with the looks of Hatori's other form confronted them.

"Hello, superhero friends. Lets go defeat this random"

"You must be Logicala. Lets go!"

"But wait," Interrupted Mr. Man, "What superhero powers do you have?"

"My logic has been known to send people to sleep for 20 years"

"Ooh, that super" Said Sidekick Bob, to the man before him, wearing a white jumpsuit with a blue question mark on it, "Hey! You don't have a cape!"

"I can't fly…" Replied Logicala sadly, "But neither can you!"

The three shrugged and wandered off into the town to find this so called, "Big Mouth" and defeat the living crap out of his super villain ass.

Once in the town square, they saw a small boy, wearing all black. He had about 60 pounds of eyeliner on his face and looked quite angsty. This didn't look like a big shot super villain at all!

"Excuse me," Politely asked Logicala, "Are you Big Mouth?"

"WHATS IT TO YA, GRANDPA?" Asked the little boy nastily, poking his tongue out.

"Yep, that's him," Sighed Sidekick Bob, reaching for his magical twig. He was going to do some serious ass poking today. He wanted to save the world! Sidekick Bob ran up to Big Mouth and attempted to poke him, but was attacked with some ferocious words.

"You Mumma's so fat, every time she turns around it's her birthday! Your Puppa's so old, his semen comes out as powder! Your Mumma's so stupid, she thought 1 plus 1 meant 11!"

Sidekick Bob fell into the fetal position, chanting, "Not my Mumma, not my Puppa" over and over again. Mr. Man gasped and attempted to take him down with a mixture of chewing gum and hair products, but got smothered in thick, gooey eyeliner. It was now up to Logicala, to save the day. But what was he to do?

Sighing, he stood up tall and attacked Big Mouth with some fierce words of his own.

"If E MC2, then what was F equal? If a dog ran 50.338 miles in a weekend and at the end of the weekend he had run 95.483029 miles, do you include Friday into the weekend? If it was Tuesday when the woman got pregnant and 9 months later she gave birth, what day was it?"

Logicala then took a breath. He was trying to think of things more complicated. But, he didn't need to. With the help of his words, Sidekick Bob's magical twig and Mr. Man's mixture, Big Mouth was left as a crying little boy.

Their job done, the hero's went their separate ways, only to meet up again 5 seconds later.

"Good job, Kyo" Said Yuki that night in the Man-Bob Lair, "Your twig really made all the difference"

"On contraire, I could say that about your chewing gum and hair product mixture! I mean, that's quite fancy"

The cousins laughed about that day and how they met Logicala.

BUT! In the Not So Evil Lair, The Milk Man, Dr. Not So Evil and Sir Ape-A-Lot sat down bitterly. The week had not gone well, for super villains.

"Dammit, I told you to turn Logicala evil, not that stupid little emo punk!" The Milk Man yelled, slamming his fist on the table.

"Don't worry boys, hopefully this new person will be the end of those stupid superhero's! Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob wont be able to escape her cuteness!"

A/N:

Ooh, scary! Who is this new person? What ever happened to Logicala?

Who knows?