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I hope you're happy. I updated just for you. Yes, you! Not anyone else reading this at the same time, no, no way… now read!

-Coughs up lungs-

Yuki had had a restless sleep that night after defeating Big Mouth. For some reason, he could sense some sot of evil lurking around. It was almost like he would have to do a midnight job. Maybe another super villain was on the loose!

"Mr. Man… I have come for… for you!" Came a voice, from beside Yuki. He shot up like a lightning bolt, only to have no one there. Sighing, he went to back to his comfortable spot. Maybe all this crime fighting was going to his head.

"Don't resist… temptation! I am the one who will bring an end to Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob!" Hissed the voice, "Give yourself to me!"

Yuki sat up and looked around hesitantly, before mumbling something incoherent to the shadows of his bedroom. Suddenly, the voice started chanting. "Give yourself to me!" it repeated, over and over again. Then, there was a wisp of wind and the voice was gone.

In Kyo's bedroom the same sort of thing was happening to him, too. Lying in his bed, restless, a voice came to him from his right side. He turned over, expecting to see someone there, but he did not. Only a voice.

"Sidekick Bob… I have come for you! Don't resist me! I will be the bringer of the end for Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob, forever!" There was a pause, "Give yourself to me!"

Kyo squinted. One of the amazing superhero powers he had, was he could see ghosts. He was a cat after all, right? He noticed the outline of a spirit in his bed beside him, snuggled up inside the blankets. He mumbled before shifting away from the spirit. He didn't want cooties.

"Whaddaya want?" He questioned coolly, waving his hand through the spirits body. It shifted before opening a set of gleaming gold eyes that stared practically straight through him.

"Give yourself to me," Said the ghost, before disappearing into the night.

In the morning, Yuki and Kyo met in the Man-Bob Lair. It was an odd time, since they both had the same thing to say, but didn't realize it.

"Kyo… last night I heard a-"

"Voice? I know, me too. Except, with my smecksy ghost seeing powers, I saw it! I saw the spirit, Yuki! And guess what? I think I know who is after us!"

The two transformed before discussing it more.

"Well, it seems Dr. Not So Evil is turning all the Sohma's into villains, one by one. Who has golden eyes, except Ayame himself?"

"Why, it would have to be-"

Kyo nodded as Yuki covered his mouth and gasped.

"Who knew he would become so desperate as to use her?"

"I didn't. I hoped he wouldn't, but hey, kicking some ass wont hurt"

Yuki agreed. They tip-toed out of the cupboard under the stairs and into the hall way, where they ran out the door before being seen.

So far, they hadn't seen the Not So Evil Lair and they probably never would, so what I waste of time saying this was.

Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob walked slowly until Sidekick Bob halted, raising him arm so Mr. Man couldn't walk any further.

"What is it?"

"Hush… I see something in the air"

Indeed, there was a mysterious wave coming about the air. It seemed to be thicker and moister. Not only that, there was an unusual blurring near a tree.

"Hey, I can see you!" Sidekick Bob called to the blur. It opened one of it's freaky eyes and glared at him. Mr. Man gasped. Never in his life had he seen something like this before.

"Prepare to meet your doom, super… bimbo's!"

"BIMBO'S! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? BASTARD!" Sidekick Bob was pissed. He didn't care that this certain ghost happened to be his younger, girly, cousin, but she had to learn not to call him a bimbo. I mean really, his hair was ginger, dammit!

He pulled out his magical twig and prepared it for spiritual battle. The ghost girl sighed.

"Kyo, have you not learnt twigs cannot hurt ghosts? I mean really… I am Miss Spirits, Princess of the Ghosts! You cannot harm me, without a fight with my spiritual friends!"

"You can't just utter his name in public like that, Kisa!"

"NOR CAN YOU UTTER MINE!" Miss Spirits bellowed, raising her glowering hands and throwing random souls towards our sexy, superhero friends. They ducked and dodged, but both got hit a few times.

"Look, Miss Spirits, I have a question for ya," Said Sidekick Bob quite coolly for him. Maybe he was trying to be cool. "Are you 'Miss Spirits' as in, beer, wine and spirits? Or spirits as in… ghosts?"

"Both," She answered casually, running a hand through her ghostly hands, "Dr. Not So Evil intended to have me a beer maid for his lair, hence the name "Miss Spirits", but the potion mixture came out wrong and made me come out like this! A spirit, myself"

Sidekick Bob gasped. He had a plan! He whispered it to Mr. Man, who agreed that it was a great idea. They enforced it.

"W-What are you doing?" Stammered Miss Spirits, as she realized she was being closed in on. Sidekick Bob whipped out a straw and showed it to her. She gasped.

"How did you-"

"Know? Simple, my ghostly cousin. Obviously, to be a beer maid, you need to have an endless supply of liquor, ne? Well, seeing as your name is 'Miss Spirits' and that the potion stuffed up, I guess your whole body was made of liquor. Ready to get trashed, Mr. Man?"

"Ready as I will ever be!" Cried Mr. Man, slamming a straw into her body and sucking hard. Sidekick Bob did the same thing, grinning the whole time. What a good idea he had had!

Once they had finished sucking, Miss Spirits was just a puddle of stale liquor on the ground. She hissed as her liquid body sunk into the dirt, emitting a soul, which flew straight to the Not So Evil Lair.

They laughed before transforming back and walking the 10 feet to Shigure's hosue, where they settled down in the Man-Bob Lair.

"That was some nice thinking, friend" Yuki said eventually, grinning.

"Yeah, thanks" Kyo replied, sighing.

It was still only 2pm in the afternoon, so they decided to go… bowling.

BUT! Back in the Not So Evil Lair!

"Damn you, Miss Spirits! How could you let the secret slip?" Questioned Dr. Not SO Evil angrily to his spiritual sidekick. She shrugged her thinned out body.

"You weren't even as cute as I had planned to make you, Kisa! H-How? Why did this have to happen? This is so useless! At this rate, we'll never win!"

"Ah, but think back, sir. We still have quite a good man up our sleeves. The fast one. The hypo one. The one who's half a rabbit so likes to multiply with anything that moves!"

He gasped, "By Jove your right! Okay, lets get this bunny on the streets!"

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