A/N:
Speak of the retardedness! It's UPDATES FRIDAY!
Spank yourself with joy, damn you…
Kyo and Yuki were sitting in the Man-Bob Lair late one afternoon, after an eventful day at school. They learned about where babies come from, a very special lesson, which sexy superheros need to learn. During this lesson, Yuki and Kyo discussed it quietly.
"You mean… I don't have one of those pointy things?"
"Yeah, you do. You don't have the floppy skin things"
"…"
"What? It's true"
But now that time was over and the world was at peril again. Well, as peril-sum as a world can get that can be defeated with two strange superheros such as the ones on our hands at this moment in time.
"So…" Kyo said suddenly, after a while of thumb twiddling and silence. Yuki looked over at him and cocked his head, signally to continue. "I heard the world was in peril again"
"AGAIN! Gawd, how many times can the world be in peril in a week? What news do you have on the criminal?"
Kyo shrugged, so Yuki called the Mayor. Surely, he'd know something. The phone rang stupidly, so when the Mayor answered, Yuki was happy.
"Mr. Mayor, what news do you have on this new peril maker?"
"He's very young looking… blonde hair… rabbit ears… rabbit costume… big dick… sharp teeth… German accent… likes candy… and to have sex. His name is 'Mr. Bunnikins'! Beware!"
The Mayor hung up then, but Yuki kept on the phone until Kyo told him that no one was on the other side. He grinned in a silly manor.
"Mr. Bunnikins," Yuki said, quite satisfied with the villain names those people were coming up with. Kyo nodded and went to transform, along with his bestest buddy Yuki.
Mr. Man lunged out of the fridge and onto the table, where he raised a flag and held a hand to his chest. Sidekick Bob fell out of the bath tub and scampered downstairs to join him.
"MR. MAN AND SIDEKICK BOB VOW TO BE KIND TO EVERYONE EXCEPT EACH OTHER ON SOME OCCASIONS BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE BAD TO EACH OTHER OK? WE ALSO WILL BE SLIGHTLY MEAN TO VILLAINS"
Kyo nodded it utter agreement, before clapping his hands and pointing to the door. They strolled out and into the town square here they were confronted by a lady.
"There… the boy… rapes… blonde… bunny suit… big dick…"
"By Jove!" Exclaimed Yuki, "She's talking like the mayor! Maybe he rapes people into becoming stupid… or something!"
"Oh my god your right!"
They ran into the square were they saw the smallest boy they had ever seen, in a bunny sit, randomly grabbing people off the street (all genders) and raping them.
"DIE!" Sidekick Bob yelled, whipping out his magical twig. Yuki made a hairspray and bubblegum mix and threw it at the rabbit boy.
"Ja!" He yelled at them, "What? Please, leave! I am trying to be a naughty boy! Goodbye!"
The superhero's stared at each other. One thing was on their minds; MOMIJI. It was painfully obvious, seeing as Momiji wouldn't usually hurt a fly, which is why he was saying please.
Sidekick Bob threw his twig at Mr. Bunnikins, who turned around and hissed, before lunging at the cat and trying to find his juicy ass. Sidekick Bob screamed, be didn't want Mr. Bunnikins to claim his virginity.
Mr. Man gasped and ran to his aid by kicking the rabbit boy in the head. He started to cry.
"Waaah! Somebody! Mr. Man kicked me in the head!" He got up and ran away randomly, which made Sidekick Bob laugh, even though he almost got raped. Mr. Man grinned and helped his friend up, before pulling him into a bush, where they transformed back.
"So…" Muttered Kyo sourly, rubbing his ass. Mr. Bunnikins really hurt it, which his aiming and not getting it in the right place. (I'm a pervo).
"Lets go home. It's late now anyway, or getting to it" Yuki said softly, before leading the two home and into the Man-Bob Lair, where they both fell asleep.
BUT! Back in the Not So Evil Lair!
Dr. Not So Evil was really getting pissed with the way his minions were working. Of course, he still had a master plan, which would come last, because it was so evil. But! What was he to do now? He hardly had any Sohma's left, only a few strange ones. He still had a lot of chemical X left… maybe he could infect someone else. Like… Tohru, say. Or maybe…
"I have an idea," He told Big Mouth randomly, "But I need your help"
"Yeah?"
"Those strange girls who follow my precious Yuki and that weirdo Kyo… I think they could come in handy…"
A/N:
Dun dun dun! NOT THE PRINCE YUKI FAN CLUB AND THE PRINCE KYO FAN CLUB!
Anything but them!
