A/N:

Updating, finally!

Kyo took a swig of his milk. Yuki was babbling about something strange that was going on with his fanclub girls. Kyo groaned; Yuki really needed to add some excitement to his voice, or something.

It was cold in the Man-Bob Lair, which wasn't surprising; it WAS winter, after all. As Yuki spoke about the strange goings on, Kyo considered that maybe his fanclub was also acting strange.

"…Which means that something must have happened!" Concluded Yuki, after a seven hour speech about his fanclub. Kyo nodded once.

"But does that mean the same for me, too?"

"Possibly," Yuki sighed, scratching his buttocks with sheer force. Maybe he had worms?

"Well," Kyo mumbled, "Time to go to school, anyway. I suppose I'll have to see if any man-eating women attack me. Doubt it, though. I think you're just an idiot,"

"Gee, thanks" Yuki said sarcastically as they entered the kitchen. "What a nice compliment,"

"Oh, wow!" Tohru grinned, "You two are getting along, finally!"

Kyo and Yuki exchanged worried glances. How would they put her off, for a while? Yuki obviously knew, because he shoved Kyo over and mumbled something random. Kyo also mumbled, because mumbling was fun.

At school, Kyo was looking out for his fanclub girls. Yuki was also on the look out, even though he already believed they were man-eaters. Suddenly, a loud noise was heard from behind him.

"Fuck!" Yelled Kyo, even though he's not supposed to swear in this fic, "Kagura!" He took a turn into a random classroom and locked it. Little did he know, the man-eating fanclub girls were outside, jumping meters to open the windows; they were sure determined!

It wasn't long before someone was knocking at the door of classroom. Kyo hesitantly opened the door only to be attacked by Yuki.

"What the hell?" He asked in quite a dignified manor.

"Let me in, stupid. The fanclub girls…"

"YA DIDN'T HAVE TA MURDER ME!"

"Your still alive."

"…Right"

Yuki walked to the window and pointed. "Look! They're outside trying to get in from the window. I told you! I told you something was weird about them. I mean, the fangs and super villain costumes… I couldn't put my finger on it at that point! But the man-eating. That's what set it off"

"Have you ever seen them eat someone?" Kyo asked as they both went into separate corners to transform.

"Yes, I have! That strange boy who's always talking to me… they ate him for being near me,"

Sidekick Bob nodded as Mr. Man was putting his cape on. It was lucky they transformed when they did, as the fanclub girls had opened the window and were climbing in.

"YUUUKI!" Minami yelled in a two-faced sounding voice. Her eyes glistened a reddish colour as her arms extended like rubber and wrapped around her lover boy. Mr. Man shrieked.

"Ah!"

Minami laughed as the other fan girls jumped through the window also. They all had strange looking costume things. But they weren't made out of spandex. How mortifying.

"We've been sent here," Minami cackled, "To put an end to MR. MAN AND SIDEKICK BOB!"

"Yeah!" Mia agreed, shaking her fist threateningly, "And even though we love you so, we have to rid the world of you, so evil can take over!"

Sidekick Bob, on the other hand, was feeling a bit depressed; where was his fanclub, huh? He crossed his arms and sat on the table, waiting. But the wait didn't last long, for his own groupies knocked down the door with a clang. He yelped ad swiveled around, just as a pair of giant rubbery hands grabbed him and sealed him up against Mr. Man's back.

"These girls seem to be made of rubber!" Mr. Man chocked out as Sidekick Bob's back nudged up against his.

"Yeah, I noticed," Sidekick Bob groaned as the crazy girl squeezed his stomach harder, "But what exactly are we supposed to do? There's nothing we CAN do! Rubber is like… I don't know… rubber? We can't defeat these girls!"

Mr. Man thought for a moment. Maybe they were like most girls, except man-eating; maybe they hated insults.

"Well," Mr. Man gasped out, "I wonder why Minami and Chihiro are doing all the work! Maybe because the rest of your girls are HOPELESS!"

The fanclub girls growled ferally. It seemed Mr. Man had only made the situation worse. His fanclub girl's extendable arms were rapping around him like giant snakes; which hurt. Sidekick Bob glared over at him, as the rest of his fanclub girl's hands grew larger and started reaching for this throat. He coughed out some random insulting words, before his air way closed.

Mr. Man watched at Sidekick Bob's breathing became ragged. What was he supposed to do. Having his hands plastered to his legs and his throat also being enclosed, it seemed there was nothing either of them could do.

Had their fate finally been sealed?

A/N:

Gasp! This is absolutely evil, I have to say.

Oh well… I wonder if I'll let them perish…

Oh, right. Chihiro is just a random name, since I don't know who that girl from manga 17 is, the one who created the Kyo fanclub.