Day 59: In Which It's Been a Long Time Coming (Part 1)
"And you make another layer just like that one, then dust some cocoa powder on top."
"Got it." Jack nodded as he got to layering another row of biscuits.
"See? Wasn't that hard, was it?" Hiccup cooed, and when Jack glanced at his phone, Hiccup was grinning at him with his chin propped up with both hands.
"I love you, Hiccup, but sometimes, all I wanna do is shove you inside a bathroom and give you a swirlie. Nothing lethal, just painfully humiliating."
"Hey, you're the one who called me asking for a dessert recipe that'd make your girl swoon."
"Not my girl," Jack grumbled, shaking his head.
Hiccup rolled his eyes. "Semantics. The soon-to-be your girl, especially after she has a taste of that perfect marriage of coffee, and cream, and chocolate that you're making."
"Oh my God!" A woman's voice squealed, and Jack was momentarily taken back. "Hiccup was telling the truth! You ARE cooking!"
Confused, he looked at his phone to find that another window had popped up in their call. "The fuck?"
"Whatchu making, Jack?"
"None of your beeswax, Tooth."
Before she could protest, Tooth was shoved to the side, and her face was replaced by her boyfriend's.
"You know what you gave me last time I was at your place? Half a can of beer and a fifty-cent popsicle," Bunny said with a glare. "Good to know where your loyalties lie, Frost."
"Maybe if you weren't an ungrateful bastard all the time, I'd treat you better, fuckface."
"What does that girl have that I don't, huh?"
"Call this a hunch, but maybe a V instead of a P," Hiccup suggested.
"I have a vagina too, and Jack's never cooked for me! Or bought me flowers for that matter!"
Jack rolled his eyes, switching to the creamy filling to continue building his dish. "You cried for a week because you killed a cactus, Tooth."
"So? I'd still appreciate the gesture!"
"You get my girlfriend flowers, and I'm egging your windows, jackass."
"You're so cute when you're jealous, Bun-Bun—"
"Eat my dick, Haddock—"
"Speaking of, how's Astrid—"
"Speaking of WHAT exactly—"
As Jack continued to work on the dessert, he tried to tune out his friends' conversation, but even if their words didn't make sense anymore, the noise was still annoying enough to make him lose track of what he was supposed to be doing next.
Jack groaned, picking his phone up to glare at the trio on the screen. "Okay, none of you are helping! I'm hanging up!"
"Aw, come on, Jack! We're just trying to cheer you on!"
"Yeah, tell us about your plans!"
"Bring a condom."
"Bunny! It's their first date!"
"Uh, have you met Frost?"
"I mean, yeah, but this time, it's different! He's in love with her!"
"BYE!"
Prompt by vnfirwg: Jack cooking
