Conversations at the Urinal

By: Fire Witch1

07/09/06

Setting: Draco and Harry in the bathroom. Doing one thing to break the uncomfortable silence...Conversation.


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"..."

"Inadequate equipment Potter?"

"I've gotten no complaints."

"I doubt that somehow."

"How about you and Pansy. She's got some complaints."

"Pansy is a lesbian I'll have you know."

"Big surprise there."

"So about getting no complaints...Who would know?"

"Well no complaints from Slytherin at least."

"Just who in Slytherin?"

"Wouldn't you like to know?"

"Is why I asked Potter."

"A friend of yours."

"Crabbe and Goyle!"

"I said friend not goon. You seriously think I would..."

"..."

"Gross."

"Are you saying you...Blaze. You actually went after the Slytherin man whore."

"Yes."

"Well, Potter bats for the other team, who would have known."

"From what Blaze has told me you bat for both."

"You and Blaze talked about me during sex..."

"He did, I was quite surprised."

"So...How's it going with Granger?"

"She prefers older men."

"I always thought her and Weasley were an item."

"For the love of Merlin Malfoy. All three of us are like siblings."

"So who does Granger date?"

"Snape."

"..."

"Yeah..."

"Please tell me you're joking?"

"..."

"Well. Nice talking to you see you later then."