Conversations at the Urinal

By: Fire Witch1

07/09/06


"Potter."

"Malfoy."

"Well, seems we're making meeting here a habit. Want to continue from last time?"

"Who does Pansy date?"

"The Weasley girl, last I checked."

"Thought Ginny and Neville were going out."

"From what Pansy has told me Longbottom and Weasley are an item."

"I never thought Ron was gay."

"Appearances are deceiving Potter."

"So it would seem."

"Who are you dating Potter?"

"No one."

"Too little for everyone Potter?"

"Quite the opposite."

"..."

"Keep your eyes to your side of the wall if you would."

"Never would have thought you could back up that ego of yours."

"..."

"Never would have thought you couldn't."

"I'm eight inches of man I'll have you know."

"I'm ten, trade you?"

"The bloody hell Potter do you wrap it around a leg?"

"No, but wearing boxers is hell."

"I'd like to see that."

"Lets make it a date."

"Did you just ask me out Potter?"

"Harry."

"What?"

"Call me Harry, and I'll call you Draco."

"It's a date then."

"This weekend, meet at The Three Broomsticks?"

"It's a date P-Harry."