Conversations at the Urinal
By: Fire Witch1
07/16/06
"You want my booty! My sexy booty!"
"Harry, are you pissed luv?"
"I'm purrrfectly happy thank you."
"Harry I meant drunk."
"I'm not drunk. I'm a little tipsy."
"What is it with lions and after game parties..."
"Look I can write outside the window in the snow."
"Harry. We're thirty feet above the ground and you are taking a piss on Hagrid."
"It's a Wookie!"
"What's a woo-kie?"
"A giant fuzzy man thing. That makes the baaaaaaru sound."
"I think I have a case of the giggles now."
"I have a good reason to be drunk you know."
"Why are you drunk?"
"I walked in on Dumbledore and McGonagall shagging."
"I believe I just lost all plans for eating dinner."
"Harry are you alright?"
"I just lost dinner."
"I noticed. Lets get you to bed."
"Yours or mine?"
"Did you just giggle like a schoolgirl?"
"Noooo."
"Common zip it up. Lets get you to bed."
"Yours or mine?"
"Mine. Always mine."
