Conversations at the Urinal

By: Fire Witch1

07/16/06

"You want my booty! My sexy booty!"

"Harry, are you pissed luv?"

"I'm purrrfectly happy thank you."

"Harry I meant drunk."

"I'm not drunk. I'm a little tipsy."

"What is it with lions and after game parties..."

"Look I can write outside the window in the snow."

"Harry. We're thirty feet above the ground and you are taking a piss on Hagrid."

"It's a Wookie!"

"What's a woo-kie?"

"A giant fuzzy man thing. That makes the baaaaaaru sound."

"I think I have a case of the giggles now."

"I have a good reason to be drunk you know."

"Why are you drunk?"

"I walked in on Dumbledore and McGonagall shagging."

"I believe I just lost all plans for eating dinner."

"Harry are you alright?"

"I just lost dinner."

"I noticed. Lets get you to bed."

"Yours or mine?"

"Did you just giggle like a schoolgirl?"

"Noooo."

"Common zip it up. Lets get you to bed."

"Yours or mine?"

"Mine. Always mine."