Day 65: In Which His Skills As An Errand Boy Are Questioned

Elsa stopped typing as her phone rang. Confused about the unexpected call, she held the device against her ear and asked, "What is it, Jack?"

"Hey, so what kind of wine am I supposed to buy?"

She frowned. "There was no wine on the list."

"Hence why I'm calling you right now to ask, honey."

Elsa rolled her eyes as she started playing with a lock of her hair. "Well, dear, I believe cabs are usually a safe choice."

"Noted."

She sat straighter. "Since you called, are you the kind of guy who feels uncomfortable buying female products in public?"

"Hmm. Try me. What do you need? Tampons? This month's Cosmopolitan? Edible lingerie?"

"... Never mind, I'm gonna buy it on Amazon."

"Come on, people are already staring at me like I'm a weirdo. Might as well buy whatever the hell you need!"


Prompt by LivininCorsets: grocery shopping