Chapter 2: Watch who you're calling a pottymouth!

I do not own Danny Phantom, Spongebob Squarepants, Jimmy Neutron, or Fairly Oddparents. I also don't own Casper the friendly ghost.

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Jimmy Neutron sat in his chair, exhausted; he pointed his portable teleporter at a letter and beamed it in front of Danny.

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Unfortunately for Danny, Jimmy miscalculated (again) and it landed right next to everyone's favorite, box loving ghost…THE BOX GHOST! Box Ghost picked it up and looked at it, then yelled,

"BEWARE, I AM THE BOX GHOST AND I LOVE BOXES AND THE LUNCH LADY, WHO HAS SOME FREAKY SPLIT PERSONALITY DEAL GOING ON!" He looked around. "Now what?" Danny flew up to him, and Box Ghost screamed again. "BEWARE FOR IF YOU ARE NOT THE LUNCH LADY, OR A BOX THEN I HAVE NO NEED FOR YOU!" Danny groaned.

Danny said. "What does that letter say that has my name on it?" Box Ghost through it at him, and it phased through his body. He picked it up as the Box Ghost began to sneak away with his hoard of boxes. Danny looked at the letter; it had blocky, computerish writing that said:

Greetings! From Jimmy Neutron: If you have received this notice, I need you to participate in a battle of good vs. evil.

"That was sooo corny." Danny sighed, rolled his eyes, and read on.

Anyway, I need you to join me and (insert names here): Spongebob Squarepants, and Timmy to defeat the Syndicate of Evil and save our dimensions. Along with their associates (insert other names here): Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, and Timmy Turner's weird holograms Cosmo and Wanda. I also ask you to get your frequent associates Jazz Fenton, Samantha Manson and Tucker Foley. I will have Sheen Estavez and Carl Wheezer helping me.

"Jeez, now I'm reassured." Danny said sarcastically.

Please write your reply down. If it is yes, I will beam you to my lab via satellite. If no, well then, you risk sacrificing your dimension and our dimensions. Please consider my request or I will be forced to cry and beg on my hands and knees like a baby, or Spongebob either or. Yours truly, Jimmy Neutron.

"Hmm, well, I want to say yes, but I have to think of a cover for mom and Dad. And tell Jazz, Tucker, and Sam." Danny said hesitantly.

The next morning

"Danny?" Jazz Fenton knocked on the bathroom door hurriedly. "Danny, you'd better get out, I need to get ready for my interview, and it's only in 2 hours!" She yelled, hammering the bathroom door.

"Jazz, relax, it's 5:00 in the morning, go to bed." Danny said tiredly out the door.

"Then why are you up?" Jazz asked angrily.

"Because…I've…gotta get ready before mom and dad get up. Because I have to help some Jimmy Neutron kid that lives in some weird town called Retroville." Danny said

"Fine, fine, I'll cover for you if you get outta the bathroom in the next 5 minutes." Jazz said, sighing.

"I'm already done." Danny said walking out of the bathroom happily. And snooped around his room for the letter from Neutron. He signed yes and smiled expectantly. Nothing happened. Danny tapped his foot impatiently. "Hello, I'm waiting Neutron." He yelled to the sky. Jack Fenton peered into his room silently, wondering what his son was screaming about. Apparently he was talking to some imaginary friend Jimmy Neutron. It reminded him of his old imaginary friend days. His imaginary friend was Casper, the friendly ghost…he was now so sad he wasn't real, he wished they would make a TV show out of it, but dreams died. He began sobbing and eating fudge. Then he signed Danny up for therapy. Danny continued ranting toward the sky and began swearing.

"If you don't fu beam me down, so help me I will fu kick you're ah1"

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The swearing woke Jimmy Neutron up. He shook his head.

"What a fu pottymouth! Did I say that out loud?" cameraguy nods "Oops, okay, lets go back to where we left off, okay?" He beamed Danny down before Jack came into have a little 'chat' about imaginary friends with Danny. "Danny Phantom?" Jimmy asked and Danny nodded. "I have been fu tracking you for a sload of days! I haven't gotten a f wink of sleep except for one sy minute! You ba!" Danny, Timmy, and Spongebob froze, speechless, when Spongebob asked Danny.

"What's a ba?" Danny gulped.

"Y-you'll learn when you're older." Danny said.

"Oops. A-are we still rolling?" Jimmy asked. Cameradude nods again. "Oops."

"Oh and Jimmy, watch who you're calling a fu pottymouth okay, buttmunch?" Danny said smirking smartly, having defied genius Jimmy Neutron. Jimmy was stunned. Timmy smirked then whistled impressively.

"He got you good, dude." He said to Jimmy and Spongebob snickered childishly. Danny sighed. This is going to be a lot harder than I originally thought. Danny thought and sighed again wearily.

YESSSS! Over 800 words! I thought I'd never make it! I had extreme writer's block and couldn't think at all, then I saw that a summer nick pack of Jimmy Neutron was on and I got seriously pissed off so I started to work. And finished this. I hate JN, no offense to those who like it, but I think he's a pompous, showoff, bigheaded, overcocky, annoying, jerk. I tried to portray Spongebob as the toddler-like sponge he truly is and Timmy a real American 10 year old, which isn't hard 'cuz I have one, my brother. And Danny as the angst filled, sighing, but totally lovable teen we all love. I'm evil hehehe.