Day 67: In Which They Catch Up With The Bjorgman Pregnancy

Elsa sighed, propping her head with one hand and rubbing her eyelids with the other. "I'm all for you having a natural childbirth, Anna, but your instructor sounds a little sketchy…"

"THANK YOU, THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER!" she heard Kristoff yelling from somewhere in the background.

"WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" Anna yelled back. "YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAS ANOTHER HUMAN GROWING INSIDE YOUR BODY!"

"Anna—"

"WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS LAMAZE ANYWAY?"

"WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THE PAMPHLET I GAVE YOU TO FIND OUT, YOU DOOFUS?"

"Anna, calm down…"

Elsa watched as Anna shut her eyes and breathed in through her nose and out through her mouth. She repeated the slow breathing technique two more times before her eyes returned to the camera.

"So you guys have been fighting about it, huh?" Elsa tentatively mused.

"You don't know the half of it," Anna grumbled. "He calls my Lamaze classes hippie mumbo jumbo."

"That's a problem… But I still think you should check another instructor just to be safe. I'm sure Kristoff would also appreciate it."

"... I guess I could do that."

Elsa smiled. "Atta girl."

Anna continued to complain about them ganging up on her when Elsa's doorbell rang.

"You and Kristoff both want what's best for the baby. Don't forget that," Elsa hurriedly said before standing up to get the door.

"Hey, you," Jack greeted her with a mask on his face, "Did I forget an SD card here?"

"As a matter of fact, you did," Elsa replied, going back inside to retrieve his card.

"You're a lifesaver," he sighed, giving her a quick peck on the lips as thanks. He then noticed her on-going video call and waved at the screen. "Oh, hey, Anna."

"Hiya, Jack!"

"How're the pregnancy cravings going?" Jack asked, pulling the seat Elsa previously occupied, and she took the opportunity to go refill her mug.

"I think I found a combo that tops all my previous experiments."

"That so?" His voice was amused.

"Green beans cooked in canned peach syrup. And a few slices of jalapeño for garnish if you're feeling frisky."

Jack hummed, lazily stretching his arms above his head. "You intrigued me. I'll have to try it out one of these days."

"Please do so in the comfort of your own home," Elsa scoffed with a shake of her head.

He snorted, leaning closer to the screen so he could confide, "Your sister doesn't seem to approve."

"Does she ever?" Anna laughed.

"I know, right? You should've seen the look she gave me when we first met!"