P.S. for the record, I am really a dog person, but it seems more suitable, since Danny is often suggesting it.
-Disclaimer #2- I do not own Danny Phantom, Butch Hartman does, etc., etc.
-Friday night, well, Saturday morning, after logged off, Vlad is relaxing. -
Vlad Masters was seated at a large, cushy, armchair by one of his 37 fireplaces in his Green Bay Mansion. 'Maddie' jumped on his lap and lay down, purring. Vlad got up off of his chair, knocking the cat in the air and sending it flying into the air…it landed on a chandelier.
"And Daniel wonders why I didn't want a cat in the first place!" Vlad muttered, but the cat heard him and let go of the chandelier, falling right on top of Vlad's head, claws outstretched. "Get off of me you stupid retarded animal! I should've gotten a hamster!" The cat hissed and leaped off lightly, smartly pawing open a cabinet door just as Vlad was walking by, tripping him flat on his face. Vlad got up and rubbed his head. The cat made a noise that sounded like laughter. Vlad kicked the cat put of the way and opened the refrigerator door, taking out a smelly chunk of old Swiss cheese. "Oh cheese, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways: 1. You smell like a fresh meadow." Flies surrounded the cheese, but died immediately after contact. "2. You remind me of Maddie." The cheese began to melt and sag. "3. You could probably kill Jack…" Hmm, that's a great idea! I will become ruler of all cheese, kill Jack, and then steal Maddie! It's the perfect plot! Vlad thought eagerly, "Yesss! All will bow down! Even you, you stupid animal!" He screamed at his cat. 'Maddie' hissed and bit Vlad's leg, making him drop the cheese, slip on it, and soar through the air and landed on Skulker, who was on Vlad's computer, looking at pictures of Maddie, Fenton. Vlad gasped, "Augh! Those are MY pictures! You sick animal, she's MARRIED FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!" Skulker grinned sheepishly,
"Well, why do YOU have them on here anyway?"
"I-I we-well it's a –it's a funny story actually… Jack told me to e-mail these to him because his camera. Wasn't. Working."
"Mhmm… sure, right, well, I've got a little, a little bad news, sorry boss."
"Boss, yes I love people calling me that! It makes me feel big, important, and like I have Maddie at my side." Skulker raised his eyebrows so much; they were endangered into disappearing into his flaming mullet.
"Right… well the problem, anyway, that cat that you got, when it was created, well, there was a glitch, it's not a normal ghost animal. It thinks like a more complex ghost like you or me. It may be an animal, but its' mind is like a cat version of Albert Einstein."
"Have you stopped talking, I can handle a cat. Calm. Down."
"I hope so. See ya later, hopefully." He smiled and flew off, to catch some 'prey' on his free time.
Vlad sat back down in his armchair, and called over 'Maddie'. No answer, again, no answer. He sighed and went into kitchen #28. The kitten was sitting in the middle of the floor, looking like the most innocent thing on the planet. Vlad's heart melted.
"Ohh, how could I call you a stupid animal? You're so sweet!" The kitten purred sweetly, then stood up and walked toward Vlad, rubbing his ankles, leaving a streak of yellow mold on Vlad's black pants. The cheese. Then walked into the other room and rubbed everything in sight, including a signed Packers jersey. Vlad cursed and stepped in a 'present'.
"YOU STUPID ANIMAL! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO USE A LITTERBOX!" 'Maddie' grinned and hissed loudly. Vlad shook his head and rubbed his eyes, and mumbled. "I need sleep…" And he collapsed on a sofa. The cat grinned widely.
Sorry this one is short, the next chapter will be at Casper High and the Nasty Burger. To my loyal readers- thanks so much! To my first-timers- I hope you like it so far! Please please please please please R&R! I have only gotten 3 reviews so far in the last chapter!
