This story starts in Spongebob Squarepants' parents house where with his parents and for some reason, Patrick, Spongebob was looking through the family photo album. While looking at some photos of his parents from before he was born, he came across a photo of his mother, father and another "sponge" in the background cleaning the pool.

"Hey there you are Spongebob!" Patrick screamed excitedly, pointing at the picture.

"Um, I don't think that's me Patrick. Hey mum and dad, who's that? Is he an uncle of mine or something?" Spongebob asked curiously.

"Oh no son, that's the pool boy we had at our old place. But now that you mention it, he does look an awful lot like you." His father replied, staring at a nervous Ms.Squarepants suspiciously.

"Oh no, honey, I have something to tell you." Ms.Squarepants started.

"Oh no shit! You think I'm stupid, it's obvious, you had an affair with this man! That's it! It's over, I'm leaving, and I never want to see you or Spongebob again!" So Spongebob's father walked out the door and was to never be seen again.

"So, Spongebob, did you wanna meet your real dad? Because if you do, the 3 of us can meet at the krusty crab tomorrow for lunch."

The next day, Spongebob headed off for the krusty crab to meet his real father who turned out to be a chef from a restaurant in the next town over but he decided to move over to bikini bottom to be with the Squarepants family forever.

The End