Disclaimer: 3, 2, 1... Poof! Akira Toriyama forgot move Recover! Learnt new move Rights to DBZ!
.-----Frieza: Powerless Incompetence!-----.
Tenshinhan opened the front door of his house, it felt great to be free and no longer considered insane just because you did something like nearly cause the entire Universe to collapse in on itself. Well... that did actually happen, but he wasn't to blame. So life was great! Except that the institution made sure that Tenshinhan's mental condition was being monitored... by a live studio audience!
"Time to go get the paper today."
Hahahahaha!
"Oh, shut up!" Tenshinhan screamed in no particular direction. "I'll get you one day! Oh yes I will!"
"Hello, Ten!" Yajirobe walked up the man.
"What is it now?"
"I have come up with a flawless 'get rich quick' scheme!" Yajirobe laughed.
Uh-oh!
"You see, by mixing an apricot with the core of the Earth, I can create an explosion so large that it will direct all the money in the world directly to me, it's perfect! So, what do you think?"
"Personally..." Tenshinhan sighed. "I would of come up with something more intelligent."
Oooooooh!
"You should really get rid of that audience..." Yajirobe suggested.
"If I knew where they were, I would have killed them by now."
Hahahahaha!
"Shut up!"
.-.
Vegeta crawled out of the hole and into a familiar room, the Saiyan laughed in triumph as he had escaped his room and into freedom! "Haha! Now I can finally... ARGH!"
"Oh, hello Vegeta!" Goku greeted the Saiyan. "Would you like to sit down and have lunch with us, buddy?"
"What horrible nightmare world have I woken up in?" Vegeta screamed as he quickly darted back into the hole.
"Father, what you are doing?" Gohan asked as he walked up beside him.
"Vegeta was here a few seconds ago, I think he might of gone insane."
"Fair enough, but I want to know one thing."
"What?"
"How did that massive hole get in our wall?" Gohan pointed at said hole. "And how long has it been there?"
"I haven't the darnest idea." Goku shrugged. "Oh well."
"You know, mother is going to want that patched up..."
"Foolish Gohan." Goku flicked his hand into the air. "Women don't care about holes in their wall, they care about when lunch is going to be ready, I'm starving!"
"I think that's just you, dad."
"No, don't be silly!"
.-.
Frieza didn't know how long he had been running for, first there was the whole child Super Saiyan thing, then a rabbit tried to devour his foot for whatever reason. Rabbits were silly like that, so were angry businessmen who liked to chase tyrannical aliens down the street. But that hadn't actually happened yet, Frieza wasn't sure why he thought of it though. Anyway, he continued running until he ran into Piccolo, who was back from his crazy trip to Yardrat.
"Hey! Watch where you're going." Piccolo grunted as Frieza ran right into him.
"Oh shut u-- It's you!"
"Do you know me?" The Namek looked at him oddly.
"Yes, seeing as how I kind of ruined one of your lungs last time we met."
"... Turles?"
"Why would I be that disgusting monkey?"
"I dunno, spite?"
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"I don't care, Slug."
"I'm not Slug, either." Frieza sighed "Try harder."
"Piccolo?"
"That's you, idiot!"
"Omega Shenron?"
"Who?"
"Cooler?"
"Closer, closer."
"Aha! I know your name now!"
"Finally!" Frieza muttered.
"Yes... Rumplestiltskin!"
"... I really fucking hate you!" Frieza screamed at Piccolo before stalking off down the street.
.-.
Nappa was running around trying to warn everyone of the possible copies of Janemba's poems, but for some reason they were nowhere to be seen! The bald Saiyan searched high and low, but no person could be found, until he checked the studio's that is. It was made out of the remains of children's dreams. The more you know!
"Everyone!" Nappa burst through the front doors. "I have something to tell y--"
"Quiet, please. We're in the middle of shooting a scene." Zarbon muttered. "Stupid Saiyans."
"You're recording a show at a time like this?"
"Not just any show!" Zarbon bragged. "We are filming The World is a Robot: The Sitcom!"
"Sorry, sorry." Nappa sighed as he walked out of the studio. "How silly of me!"
"Okay, ready Cooler?" Dodoria looked over to Cooler who was behind a bomb-proof shield.
"Haha! You bet I am. The World is a Robot: The Sitcom scene 6, take 1... and action!" Cooler snapped the take marker via: a robot arm. The alien laughed in his triumph over evil until he violently exploded for no reason. "... ow... that does it... I quit."
"Good morning Dr... Gero, how are you today?" Jeice asked the scientist.
"Very good, do you like my clothes today?"
"Yes I love that Red Ribbon, you know."
"Damn it Jeice!" Zarbon swore at the man. "You put the emphasis on the wrong words! Let's try again. Cooler!"
"He left, we got Guldo to take his place." Dodoria noted.
"Hahaha! Now it's my time to shine!" Guldo laughed in glee. "Scene 6, take 2, and.. Traction!"
Snap!
"Argh! It ripped my spine out!" Guldo screamed. "How can it do such a thing?"
"Good morning Dr. Gero... how are you today?" Jeice asked in a frighteningly lustful tone.
"Bloody hell, I said emphasis on the words, not turn this into a pornography flick!"
"Is it my fault that I have no idea what to do?" Jeice snapped back.
"I gave you the script!"
"This thing?" Jeice flailed the book around. "Frieza never gave us one, what does it do?"
.-.
Yajirobe was busy preparing lunch in Tenshinhan's kitchen, no-one knew why Ten considered him to be his friend. Some people thought it was because they were separated at birth and were actually cyborgs, but those people were idiots. It didn't matter anyway, they are human characters, so we don't need to pay much attention to them at all!
"Dum dee dum, oh Tenshinhan will have to help me with my scheme after I'm done making this lovely lunch!" Yajirobe whistled as he accidentally grabbed some rat poison and poured it into the mix.
Uh-oh! Hahahaha!
"What? What did I do?" The man looked around for a possible area where the audience could be hiding. "Oh I get it! Everything I do is funny simply because I am large, well I have feelings too you know! Whoops, I fell on the floor in a comedic manner!"
Hahahaha! Whoooo!
"That sounded like an audience! I must hurry on out of here!" A few seconds later Vegeta crawled out of the hole. "Hello, it's me! Vegeta!"
c--cough...
"Get a job!" Vegeta huffed as he crawled back into the hole. But instead of taking him back to his room and like respectable hole would, this one seemed to twist and turn for miles upon miles, until Vegeta wound up in a strange room.
"What is this place? And what's with all the Frieza's? You're mocking me aren't you! I knew it, time to die Frieza! RANDOM KI BLASTS!""
.-.
Goten was trying his best to reach up to grab the Dragonball, which was sitting at the very top of a cliff. It didn't help that Goten had five tires, four metal buckets and a semi-trailer caught on his legs. Don't ask how they got there, it isn't a pretty story. Well not that the story is very appealing in looks, text generally doesn't look good, unless I do this or this! Isn't it wacky? Oh, right. The story.
"Hello, Goten!" The Dragonball started talking to the child.
"Uh... Hello, Mr. Dragonball?"
"I am not actually the Dragonball, I am a Plastic Bag. I have been wrongfully sealed in this Dragonball. Can you please help me out?"
"How do I do that?"
"If you can break the ball, I will be freed!"
"Wait, you aren't some kind of soulless beast that flies around and devours the hearts of the innocent just so you can destroy the cosmos, are you?"
"Yes."
"Awesome!" Goten laughed, he shook the objects on his leg off and quick went to grab a boulder. "Will this do?"
"Yes, that will do." The Dragonball commented. "Now set me free! Muahahahahaha!"
"What's so funny?"
"Oh, I just realized how cool it will be to make the Universe explode, killing everybody!"
"Aw, I thought you knew of a funny joke."
"Wait." Goten stopped for a moment. "Couldn't you do all the stuff you could do as a plastic bag as a Dragonball, plus have all the magical powers as well?"
"You know, I never thought about that."
"So, is that possible?" Goten asked.
"I'd answer, but you just fell off the mountain. Clumsy child!" The Dragonball chuckled before flying away. "Time to destroy the Universe... Again!"
"I'm not clumsy!"
.-.
Goku was busy waiting for his cooking to be done. Chi-Chi had left the house rather mad when she found out what it could cost to seal the massive hole in the wall, let alone get rid of all the evil spirits in the house. But Goku didn't mind he had the house to himself! Except for the painting of the flower on the wall, he was convinced it was actually crazy old Tao Pai Pai trying to kill him again. Goku sat around wondering when his sausages were going to be done. They were in the oven cooking and everything!
"Hey." One sausage turned to the other. "Did you hear the one about us?"
"Oh my god, a talking sausage!"
.-.
Lightning over-dramatically flashed across the sky as a figure stood outside the Son residence, the person looked down at a piece of paper they had in their hand. This would end Earth's champion once and for all, the figure though. Well, I'm sure it would of if the only thing it could say wasn't...
"KAKAROTTO!"
