Wow. It's only been.. two.. three months since my last update? Terribly sorry about that, Final Fantasy XI can be very addictive.

Disclaimer: Akira Toriyama.(Teamkills).Rights to DBZ

.----Frieza: Powerless Incompetence----.

"And we're back with Z-TV news for this wondrous Thursday evening!" Bill smiled to the camera. "Tonight we go live to Capsule Corp, where it seems that some horribly disturbing beast is lurking around the area."

"Thank you, Bill." Trevor the reporter said as he stood outside capsule corp. "I'm here to see if anyone knows about the mo--Holy crap! There is is!"

"It's hideous!" The cameraman screamed.

"Oh god! Oh god! It's coming this way!"

"Run!"

"My eyes! Why do they bleed!" Trevor screamed as he and the cameraman quickly fled the scene.

"Hey!" Vegeta called out. "I'm not that bad."

.-.

"Okay." Frieza said to himself. "It has become obvious that I have no choice but to live with these horrid creatures... So I guess I'll have to try to fit in with their filthy rituals." Frieza took a deep breath and walked into the store. He didn't know why he took a deep breath, seeing as he didn't actually need to breathe, except on Namek. Frieza didn't why he starting breathing there, nor why he suddenly decided to think about it now. So he started to think about puppies. Frieza didn't like puppies.. mainly because he didn't know what they were, seeing as this was his first real visit to Earth. He also---

"Hi there!" A shop clerk walked up to the alien and hugged him. "Like, welcome to out store!"

"I was in the middle of some deep thinking, woman!" Frieza snapped back. "Oh wait, I'm meant to be fitting in."

"Are you like, okay, mister?"

"Yes, I am fine. Now I wish to purchase good from this store. What is it that you have in stock?"

"Clothes!"

"...Clothes? What the hell are they?"

"Like, are you from another, like, planet or something?"

"Yes. One BILLIONS of miles away! Don't make me call them over here to destr--- I mean, no. Of course not, I'm simply... from France!"

"Oh, I like Frenchman!"

"I'm sure you do. But I wish to purchase goods, for that is the normal Earth thing to do."

The clerk though about this for a few moments. "Hey yeah, it is!"

"Excellent.." Frieza muttered to himself. "Now I am fitting in.. Woman! What is this strange silk-like device?"

"It's a dress, sir."

"What does it do?"

"You wear it."

"Very well, I will take it!" Frieza posed triumphantly with his new dress.

"Like, sir. You need to pay for that?"

"P..ay? What is that?"

"You know, money. That dress costs 500 Zennie."

"Is there any way to obtain this device without exchanging currency for it?"

"Well.. I suppose if you were like, a thief of something.."

"Very well.. I am one of these 'thiefs' that you speak of, so there is no need for me to pay for this thing. Good day!" Frieza smiled to himself as he walked out the door.

"Ahhh! Somebody call security!" The clerk screamed as hid under the desk for some unknown reason.

"Freeze!" The cop called out as he appeared on the scene.

"No. no. Frieza, but you nearly got it!"

"Trying to steal.. a dress? What kind of sicko are you?" The cop looked at Frieza in disgust.

"So purchasing dresses is not the Earthian standard?" Frieza asked before spinning around to the shop clerk. "YOU LIED TO ME!"

.-.

"And now it's time for the 'We're going to put a random viewer's video on the air for no particular reason' part of the news. This video comes from a man named.. So-So-Sou.. SUN! G-GA-Goo-Ke--kEwl.. Sun Gookewl!"

"Oh damn." Goku sighed as he looked at the television. "Looks like my video didn't make it."

"Anyway, let us watcht the video!"

.----.

"See Krillin! I told you that there was writing on this paper!"

"I never said there wasn't..."

"Yes you did. You also said that you thought your bestest friend Goku was so smart that one time he stared at a bear.. and it exploded!"

"I never said that either.. and.. how does that proove that you're smart?"

"Poor Krillin.. you'll understand one day. Anyway! I'm done taping this piece of paper."

"Facinating. Really..."

.----.

"That bastard!" Goku leaped out of his chair. "It is obvious that this.. Sun Gookewl has stolen my tape and is trying to grab all the glory for himself, isn't that right Chi-Chi?"

"Janemba! Janemba!"

"Damn straight!" Goku nodded as he flew through the roof and onto his quest to find his imposter.

"JANEMBA!" Chi-Chi screamed at Goku. "Jan-Janemba!"

.-.

Vegeta walked around the halls of Capsule Corp punching any item he could find. Wall. Punch!.. Dining Table. Punch!.. Lightstand. Punch!... Trunks. Punch!... Random disembodied voice. Miss"Wait.. What?"

It's me again, Vegeta!

"What do you want? I just managed to escape from your hell-hole!"

Yes but I need your help agai.. Good lord you're ugly!

"Hey!"

Oh right, sorry. Okay, you know that Frieza is going to destroy the world using that item we both know he has but won't actually say it's name for whatever reason?

"Yes."

Good. Then you'll also know that Brolly is back and standing right behind you.

"No. I can't say I didn't kno--.. WHAT?"

"KAKAROTTO!"

"It's the Legendary Super Saiyan!"

Oh just chuck a badger at him and let's get on with our conversation.

"I.. can't. He's the Legendary Super Saiyan!"

But you killed him before.. using a frickin' stapler!

"But he's.. too strong!"

Goku killed him..

"Then I can do it as well!" Vegeta lept forward. "Eat badger you stupid.. stupid.. dumb!"

"KAKAROTTO!" Brolly screamed as his skin and bones melted away under the awesome power of a badger.

"I have done it!" Vegeta cried. "Now, you were saying?"

You stupid stupid dumb?

"Shut up! Not all of my phrases can be epic and used in message board sigs."

Indeed.

"Now what were we talking about?"

Your mother.

"Hi!"