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.----Frieza: Powerless Incompetence----.
Vegeta walked about the cold, empty streets of the town. He really had no idea why the random disemodied voice orded him to come here, but he did anyway. Vegeta was weird like that, but not as weird as his twin brother Bejiita, who once tried to destroy the world using a fork! But his plan was soon thrwarted after he realised than under no circumstances can one actually obliterate a planet using silverware. This is when Bejiita truely went insane and decided to have a crazy love affair with his rival, Gokuu.
"Stupid voice!" Vegeta scoffed as he kicked a can down the road. "There's nothing here!"
"Hi!"
"Kakarot? What the hell are you doing here?"
"Hi!" Goku's voice echoed through the streets of the town.
"God damn you! Show yourself!" Vegeta cursed as he flew around like an idiot for a while, trying ever so hard to find out where Goku was. "Where are you?"
"Hi!" Goku's voice crackled through the radio sitting to Vegeta. "Hi!"
"Huh? Radio? What's going on with that radio?" Vegeta said aloud for no reason as he picked it up, now there was nothing but static. "Hmph. Must be broken." Vegeta shoved the radio in his pocked and was about to walk off when a massive creature smacked into him from behind, making all sorts of disturbing noises.
"Ah! Giant Saibaman!" Vegeta squealed before figuring out that he could kill it with one Ki blast.
So he did!
"I am going to find that voice one day and fucking rip it's head off!" Vegeta yelled in anger before stomping off down the road.
.----.
"Okay? Why do you want me to go to.. uh.." Vegeta stared at the wall with his arms crossed.
Silent Hill?
"Yeah, that place!"
Because there is something there that will protect the planet against the threat of.. the item!
"You mean the one that destroyed the Dragonball and Frieza was thinking about?"
No! I obviously meant another goddamn item that I have never spoken of..
"Snippy, aren't we?"
It's been a rough day. Anyway, head to Silent Hill. But beware!
"Of what? The leopard?"
What? No! Of the horrible images the town will project to you. But you and only you can see them!
"And what if I don't go?"
Then the world will be destroyed.
"Meh!"
That means no more soaps.
"...Fine! I'll go to your stupid town."
Thank you.
"Who are you talking to?" Bulma asked as she entered the hallway and encounted Vegeta staring and screaming at a wall.
"Uh.. just the.. wa--Look out! Cell is back and he is right behind you, I'll save you!" Vegeta screamed as he picked up Bulma and tossed her out the window. "Done and done!"
.----.
"Ah! Stay back!" Gohan screamed. "I'll use my Chou powers on you! They are a lot more cool and awesome and my father's pansy Super Saiyan 3."
"Janemba! Janemba!" The crowd of two hundred humans chanted as they advanced on the Saiyan.
"That does it. Go Go Super Ultimate Happy Sunshine Zippo Attack!" Gohan yelled as he put on a clown mask and hopped around on one foot.
"Jan? Janemba?"
"Gohan, what the hell are you doing?" Yamcha asked as he flew down from the sky.
"Powering up my attack, why?"
"It just looked like you had a haemorrhage the size of Namek up your arse, is all."
"Are you making fun of my powering up pose?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Well don't!"
"Too late, I already have."
"Ah! So you did." Gohan put away the clown mask. "What do we do with all these people?"
"SACRIFICE THEM TO OUR GOD!"Yamcha cackled evily.
"What?"
"Oh.. Sorry, uh.. I had a bad lunch."
"What does that have to do with your rambl--"
"I have no time for your insane questions! AWAY WITH YAMCHA!"The human posed dramatically before flying off into the nearest telegraph pole.
"I wonder if those people will let me join them..." Gohan sighed.
.-.
Vegeta was getting rather sick of Silent Hill by this stage. He had already been through a blood soaked school, in which deformed Cell Jrs attacked him his rusty knives. And he had gone through the hospital which featured Yajirobe in a short nuse outfit swinging wooden planks around like an idiot. If the severe concusions hadn't already happened by that point, it would have greatly disturbed him. But what he was encountering now was simply too much for his poor piggy mind to possibly cope with.
"Okay random voice!" Vegeta looked up at the ceiling. "I can live with gigantic Saibamen, I won't complain about the two-headed, poison fire spitting Dabura you send at me. Hell, I can even accept the phallic looking snake which had Zarbon for a face. But this is simply too much!"
"Hi Vegeta!" Goku waved at the prince.
"I mean look at it! That is just disgusting! With it's beady little eyes... and it's spikey hair.."
"Silly Vegeta!" Goku chuckled. "You always said the darnest things. Now give me a hug!"
"Oh God, it's attacking!" Vegeta screamed before jumping to the other side of the room. "FINAL FLASH!"
"Hey Vegeta, look, I can even turn Super Saiyan 4!" Goku chuckled as he transformed instantly. "See? Want to see me turn Super Saiyan 5?"
"No! Stop it! That's enough!" Vegeta cried in horror as he flung himself through the door. "...I hate this place."
Oh. Then you probably shouldn't turn around then.
"Why? What's behind me?" Vegeta yelled at the roof.
Vegeta quickly spun around to see a large figure with a triange head staring directly at him, in it's hand was a gigantic blood soaked sword.. It also had Bojack for a body. "Hi there!"
"Holy bloody cra---" Vegeta managed to blurt out before fainting, as sirens blared in the distance.
.-.
At Kame House, things were rather peaceful.. And by peaceful, I mean that the entire island was about to explode. Roshi was too busy sleeping at this point, so it was up to Krillin and his amazing balding powers to save the day from the villain who was threatening his and other people's lives.
"Oh God, it's you.." Krillin slapped his forehead in anger. "Why do you keep coming back?"
"KAKAROTTO!"
"Look, stop it already! I could just throw a grain of sand at you and I would win. Seriously, give it up already!"
"KAKAROTTO!"
"No, really! How are you planning to kill Goku this time?"
"Kak--Kakarotto?" Brolly looked confused as he held up a jar.
"You're planning to destroy Goku using a pickle?"
"KAKAROTTO!" Brolly screamed.
"Oh, my bad.. two pickles. Well doesn't that just make all the difference?"
"KAKAROTTO!" Brolly nodded.
"Well this has been fun and all, but I'm bored." Krillin sighed as he threw a fist full of sand as the Saiyan, causing him to violently explode, taking out the entire island. "Oh damn it!"
.-.
"So what purpose do you humans have for this.. gaol of yours?" Frieza asked he sat on a chair in the middle of a police station.
"We send criminals there, idiot!"
"Why don't you just use your eye-beams to destroy them?"
"Because humans generally don't have eye-beams."
"What a pathetic race.." Frieza mumbled. "So what does one do in such a place?"
"Mainly be abused by big guys."
"Oh. Well if I wish to fit in, I should probably see if I'm suitable." Frieza nodded as he lifted his dress. "Is that okay?"
"MY BRAIN!" The policeman screamed as he started furiously clawing away at his eye-sockets.
"Yes, you do in fact have a brain, and I must say it is quite hideous."
"That's it buddy!" Another policeman entered the room and dragged Frieza away. "You're doing serious time for this!"
"Serious what?" Frieza asked. "Time? How can I do something that can not actually be percieved.. unless Time is actually a person, which must mean I fit in perfectly for gaol. Hurray!"
.-.
A gigantic spaceship screamed through the upper atmosphere of the planet. Creating a gigantic fireball, which effectively destroyed the Borg cube that had shown up and decided to try and assimilate everyone on the planet. The craft slammed into the forests surrounded Capsule Corp, causing a massive earthquake. But since all the firemen were now blubbering idiots who could only say "Janemba!" no one was actually there to see the craft or the fire. Which is a shame, because it certainly looked spiffy! Anyway, a door hatch on the ship opened and a small robot rolled out and observed the enviroment around it. Yes.It thought. This will do just nicely.
Cut and slice and chop them up!
