TeaFlower Presents… because she ran out of things that are better to do than this…
MELEE WITH A TWIST
The Disclaimer: Neither Pokemon nor Super Smash Brothers Melee belong to me. Anyway, as you can see, I'm bored. I wanted to write something. I've tried FF7 things (almost ALL of them fail), a crossover (oh, how that failed), a Sonic fic (that went well), and a Pokemon fic (that's going along great!). Well, I thought of something VERY funny! Mwahahahahaaaaaa!
Oh, and Mewtwo communicating with his thoughts are in italics and in quotation marks. And just as a safe bet, you should read at LEAST up to episode 7 of the Chronicles of Ackers. Okay? Okay.
Prologue
Mewtwo was pushed into Master Hand's office. He was in SO much trouble! All the other Smashers followed him. He was actually nervous. Who knows what sort of evils Master Hand and Crazy Hand would do to him? Oatmeal?
"Sit." Master Hand said. Mewtwo sat. "Now, Mewtwo – "
"IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!" Crazy Hand interrupted, pointing at Mewtwo.
Master Hand sighed and continued. "Why did you feel it necessary to lie to EVERYONE here?"
"Um…" Mewtwo began, telepathically, but was cut off by Mario, who was right behind him.
"SHUT UP! Did anyone tell you to talk, LIAR?" he screamed. Mewtwo blinked.
"It was implied that he was allowed to talk, Mario." Peach sighed.
Mewtwo sighed and said, "It's a long story that no one really wants to hear… never mind believe."
"Oh, on the contrary, Mewtwo," Master Hand said, "We have all been so EAGER to hear this story."
Well, Mewtwo thought, there goes THAT plan. Think, Mewtwo, THINK! Wait… Ness can read my mind… so why think?
"He's not gonna tell us willingly, Master Hand," Yoshi said, "So how are we going to make him talk?"
Ness jumped. "I've got an idea!" He whispered it to M.H. (Master Hand). "How does THAT work for ya?"
M.H. thought for a moment, then said, "Good idea. Have fun, though." Ness ran over to Mewtwo and stared at him. Mewtwo blinked, then stared right back.
Ness started chanting something over and over. Mewtwo finally realized what it was. "Youwilltelluswhatmadeyoulietous youwilltelluswhatmadeyoulietous youwilltelluswhatmadeyoulietous youwilltelluswhatmadeyoulietous youwilltelluswhatmadeyoulietous…" (((incase no one can read that, it's you will tell us what made you lie to us."
Mewtwo blinked. A crude form of hypnosis, eh? I'm not gonna fall for that! He stared into Ness's eyes and started chanting, too. "Youwillleavemealone youwillleavemealone youwillleavemealone youwillleavemealone youwillleavemealone…" ((incase you can't read that, it's you will leave me alone.))
The hypnosis battle waged on, but, surprisingly enough, Ness won! Yay! And so, Mewtwo started his tale.
---Well? What do you think Mewtwo's tale is going to be about? Read, review, and have a MERRY CHEESEMONKEY!---
