Disclaimer: Akira Toriyama (n): The type of person who can draw a manga about big haired, large eyed people then claim the rights to them.

.----Frieza: Powerless Incompetence----.

"ALLY TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!" Goku screamed as he turned Super Saiyan and caused all sorts of amazing weather effects. He even made a few volcanos erupt.. Of course, they went on to destroy twenty villages, killing millions of innocent people.

"Dad!" Gohan yelled.

"What?"

"Why must you keep saying that?"

"Isn't that the answer to the question?"

"...All I asked was "Why are you still following me?""

"Oh.." Goku scratched his head in deep thought. After a few minutes he finally reached an answer. "ALLY TO GO--"

"Forget it!" Gohan sighed as he continued walking down the street.

"B-But my speach..." Goku sat down and started crying. "It's not fair!"

.-.

A group of figures stood on the edge of a broken and dirty road, the sky above taunting them by pouring endless amounts of water down. One of the figures stuck out his hand as a car advanced up the road. The driver didn't pay any attention to the people and simply drove by, slapping a puddle of water in their faces. They quickly wiped it off as the car drove off into the distance.

"Okay, who's stupid idea was this anyway?" Cell slammed his foot into the ground.

"Well we wouldn't have to be doing this if you reminded us that we would lose our powers if we left Hell." Cooler sighed.

"Look, I forgot I put it up after my last time out here!"

"How can you forget something like that?.."

"I AM CELL! DO NOT QUESTION ME!" The android screamed. "For I will eat your.. organs!"

"I don't have any organs." Cooler commented before taking a few staps back. "See? All metal."

"Oh yes.." Cell scratched his chin. "There is that."

"I AM SUPER 13!" Super Android 13 yelled out.

"Yes. Yes we already know that." Cooler patted the android on the shoulder before turning to Cell. "What's he doing here?"

Cell simply shrugged "Beats me, guess he just followed us..."

"He always does that! Remember that time we tried to sneak into Heaven to buy a danish and he followed us and destroyed half of the damn place!"

"Yes. What of it?"

"I never got my danish, Cell. I never got my danish!"

"And you hold that against him?"

"Yes." Cooler crossed his arms and nodded. "That and I think he's a big wanker."

"Good enough."

"I AM SUPER 13!"

"Oh will you shut up!"

.-.

"I hate this town!" Vegeta screamed. "I hate everything. I HATE YOU!"

"That wasn't nice!" Pyramid Head sniffled before running off.

"Hey.. Big.. conical.. person. You dropped something!" Vegeta called out to the monster, but he was already gone.

That's it!

"What's what now?"

That's the item we are after!

"Well it's about bloody time!" Vegeta snorted. "Now what?"

Now head back and use it against Frieza!

"Then?"

I'unno. Live happily ever after until Majin Buu shows up?

"Who..?"

Oh shit.. I've said too much.. uh.. GO AWAY NOW!"

"Okay, okay. Fine!" Vegeta spun around and tried to make his way back out of town.

.-.

Sirens blazed off in the distance as Frieza continued to dig his way out of prison.

"That's it Frieza!" The alien spoke to himself. "You can free yourself from that dreadful place! Think of the children! Think of the butterflies and puppies! What good is life if you can't go and destroy them all? Nothing, that's what!"

"Uh, sir?"

"Do not bother me, monkey!" Frieza spat. "Wait? What are you doing underground?"

"Sir, you're about 50,000 feet above the ground..."

"How does that work?"

"Our staff saw you appear from the ground, then crawl towards the jet engines. We barely managed to get you aboard."

"Oh." Frieza looked around to indeed find out that he was on a jet, and not several hundred feet underground like he originally suspected. "Never mind then!"

"You may now take your seat.."

"Thanks." Frieza scratched his head in confusion as he sat down at the first seat he could find. "I think...Anyway!" He turned around to the person sitting next to him. "What do you want?"

"Janemba! Janemba! Janemba!"

.-.

Cut and slice and chop them up! The robot droned on. What do you want?

"I found you at last!" The object spoke. "I had to kill a bloody Dragonball in order to find you. You have any idea how annoying that is?"

No.

"It's very annoying.."

I don't get it.

"It wasn't a joke!"

Oh.. I'm going to cut and slice and chop you up now!

"No, you wont."

Why's that?

"Because... FINAL FLASH!"

Aieeeee! The robot screamed before exploding dramatically in a way I could not even begin to try to describe.

"Hold it right there!" A police flashed a light on the area. ".. The hell is that?"

"What?" The object replied. "What's wrong with me?"

"Sorry.. It's just that a floating Muffin tends to surprise people."

"Oh. Yes." The muffin agreed.

"What's the problem here?" Krillin asked the officer is he and Yamcha landed on the scene. "Ever since the Saiyans vanished we have become EARTH'S MIGHTEST MORE SPECIAL FORCES!"

"Pansy!" Piccolo shouted out from the distance. "The Super Mighty Namekian Squad owns you!"

"Don't make me come over there!" Krillin yelled back.

"Uh guys.. why is there a gigantic floating muffin in front of us." Yamcha took a few steps back.

"What are you talking about Yamc--Holy crap! A muffin!"

"Do I really stand out that much?" The muffin sniffed. "All I wanted to do is destroy humanity."

"Why would you want to do that?"

"Because Dr. Gero created me to be the most perfect android ever!"

.-.

"Ow!"

"What is it, Cell?" Cooler looked over to the creature.

"I just got the most painful urge to strangle something."

"Uh.." Cooler jumped back a few good feet. "Sure, go for it!"

.-.

"He figured that Cell might fail, so he created a back-up computer to make me. My goal is to first destroy ever powerful creature on a planet.. then the entire planet itself."

"Weird." Krillin shook his head.

"Yes. That said and done, I have to destroy you all now.."

"But you're a freaking muffin!" Yamcha yelled out.

"Yes.. but I'm a muffin who knows the SUPER KAMEHAMEHA!"

"Oh we're screwed.." Krillin sighed.

.-.

"This is Billy Bo Bob Bubby Buck, in the Sky-4 News Helicopter!" Billy Bo Bob Bubby Buck called out. "It seems that the army of zombies are meeting up with another army of zombies in downtown West City!"

"Janemba! Janemba! Janemba!"

"Zombies are coming from all over the world to meet at this spot. It seems that they have appointed a red skinned, grey armoured fellow to lead their new army."

"Janemba! Janemba! Janemba!"

"Both he and the new army of six million zombies apparently appeared out of a door on 42nd street!" Billy Bo Bob Bubby Buck announced. "How the---"

Cooler turned away from the electronics store television. "Cell.. did you leave that door open?"

"Me? I was the first one out, you idiot!" Cell snapped back. "You were the last!"

"But I remember closing it." Cooler scratched his head. "Any ideas #13?"

"I AM SUPER 13!"

"Oh for God's sake.."

'What could have happened?" Cell wondered.

"Hey! You wouldn't believe how hard it was for me to find you guys!" Dodoria ran up to the group, puffing.

"..."

"What?"

.----.

And now, because Daniangel thinks that Brolly is strange in this story. Comes a special program I like to call...

.- Evening with Brolly: The British Gentleman-.

Oh, hello!

I did not see you come in. As you know, I am Brolly. I am currently engaging in a thrilling game of croquet whilst drinking some simply smashing tea. Tonight I am going to tell you of a simply delightful story that once happened to me, many moons ago. Have you pulled up a seat? Yes! Bask in the heat of my fireplace.

Anyway, shall we continue?

Okay, once upon a time in a little cottage, there was a boy name Kakarotto.

"Hi guys!"

Yes. And along with him he had a lovely little friend named.. uh.. person who is not currently Kakarotto!

"Hey!" Vegeta protested.

"Ha-ha!"

"Oh shut up!"

These two were the very best of friends! They spent all day running through the flower fields, playing and frollocking.. Until one day, a mean old witch named.. oh.. Person who also is not Kakarotto. She was a mean and ugly witch who liked to feast off the souls of children!"

"That's a lie!" Bulma shouted. "I am not ugly!"

"Could've fooled me.."

"Oh that does it Vegeta. You're dead!"

"Eep!"

So this witch decided to try and cook the children at her house which was made entirely out of candyrotto... I mean, candy! And she did and everyone lived happily ever after!

"That's a terrible story!" Bulma yelled. "What sort of closure does it have?"

KAKAROTTO DIES! THAT'S WHAT IS IMPORTANT!

"What do you have against me?" Goku sniffed.

"There there!" Bulma hugged the Saiyan. "I'm sure he has nothing against you!"

"I do! I do!" Vegeta jumped up and down. "Let me tell you what I have against you!"

KAKAROTTO!

"I think we better run." Goku pointed out.

"Agreed!" Vegeta and Bulma responded.

KAKAROTTO!