Melee with a Twist

By TeaFlower

Disclaimer: Nothing owned by Nintendo belongs to me. Because if it were, it would be owned by me, and not belong to Nintendo. Makes sense, right?


Episode 4: The Smashers' Bus

It was time for me to go now. To tell the truth, I was scared. REALLY scared. Who knows who was there? Terra, Mewtwo, and the rest of the people whom had even slightly heard that I was going away were all there. Mewtwo had my role down, good. Em and No, my least favorite people, were there, and he was glaring at them quite a lot. I waved goodbye and got onto the interdimensional bus leading to the mansion. I was the first one on, so I took a seat in the back. We had three stops in this dimension and then we'd move to a new place.

The next person we picked up was… a Pikachu? So I wasn't the only Pokemon going to this Smash Mansion. The little mouse took a seat near the front. Next was a Jigglypuff. I'm sorry, but a JIGGLYPUFF, of ALL Pokemon? Why not Mew? (oh yeah, maybe Mewtwo would kill Mew… never mind that last sentence.) Then we went to the other part of the world; Johto. ((insert gulp here) Johto was pretty weird for me. We stopped by a daycare center and a yellow rodent climbed on. It LOOKED like it was related to the Pikachu family, but I had no idea WHAT it was.

The little guy looked absolutely terrified. I wanted to comfort him, but it seemed VERY un-Mewtwolike. So I sat and watched from the back. The mouse ran up to the Pikachu and took a seat next to it. I blinked, then turned away from them to look out the window.

"Alright, FOOLS!" the bus driver yelled. "BUCKLE UP!" That's when I noticed our bus driver was a Raichu with… a Mohawk? Everyone buckled up and the Raichu pulled a lever. A portal appeared and he drove us through it.

Oh, how I feared for my life, then.


Soon, we had gathered just about everyone, save for the people of Hyrule. Hyrule was apparently a very low-tech kingdom filled with magic, swords, and people with pointy ears. The first person was a little kid with a green shirt and a green hat. Odd… I thought. The next person was a bigger version of the little kid. Even ODDER. The two sat together.

Another person followed them. She was a lady in a pink dress with blonde hair. She looked pretty. … ow! What? I'm speaking my mind! She sat next to the people who looked exactly like each other only not size wise.

Our final guest was this guy in a big, ugly cape. … OUCH! Knock it off! This is MY story, dude! I can say what I want! Yeesh… Anyway, he was heading right towards the back. No one but me had decided to sit there.


"Hey, Ackers," Ness said, "We know this stuff. Why are you saying it all?"

"Um…" Ackers started, "… there's an audience right there who doesn't know what happened and I must tell the story." Ackers pointed towards the computer screen.

"Oh. Carry on, then."


As I was saying the guy with the ugly cape decided to sit next to me. He just sat there. I just stared out the window. Soon, we were at the mansion.

Oh, how THIS was going to be fun!


---Pointless, but I needed to put it there.---