Hi everybody. nothing to say except enjoy the story--
Joey's pov
I sat in kaibas room with the radio turned on up really loud. The song was good. I wanted to act dumb. I made sure nobody was there and threw a glass thing on the floor; I blasted the radio, turned the tv on, ripped open a bag gummi creature, and sat there watching mindless tv. The door opened and I heard an
"oh my god!"
I looked and saw kaiba and tristian standing there. Kaiba looked really mad and tristian was laughing.
"My room." he mumbled. "Your gross wheela!"
I stammered. Tristian was standing there! I went over to him.
"What're you doing here wheeler?" I said.
"He already knows." kaiba mumbled.
"Yeah I know that but how do you know that?"
"I found out today."
"Tristian!"
"What?"
"I said not to say anything!"
"Yeah so did I wheela but he knows doesn't he?"
I smiled.
"Yeah I know."
kaiba frowned and left.He looked like he had wanted to tell me something but was too messed up to say anything.
Tristian laughed and sat on the bed.
"Well he's not taking this switch good is he?"
I shook my head.
"Neither am I. Im so sick of this! That and he got tally talking to him and I have never got a girl that hot to look at me!"
"Maybe she likes him."
"So?"
"What happens when you switch back?"
"Then she'll like me cause I am joey--well he's joey--me--right now. or at least my body--right!"
"Yup. Hey got any thing to drink? Im really thirsty."
"I wanna start this project tristian."
" hey stop acting like kaiba."
"Oh sorry."
kaibas pov
I walked home. I got in and I heard a ring ring. I answered.
"Hello?"
"Um is Joey there?"
"Yeah?"
"Joey? Its tally."
my heart leapt.
"Hey."
"I really want to finish this project can I come to the house?"
"Yeah sure."
"Ok I'll be there soon. Bye!"
I hung up. I had to get ready. Then I realized I had to use the bathroom. I stood there.
I can't use the bathroom.
I did have to go.
I opened the bathroom door and went in. I guess it won't hurt if I do.
Then I stopped.
No.
I ran out then back in.
NO NO NO! I had to go now! Right now!
I had to but no...Or yes?
I don't know anymore! I sat on the floor and grounded. I hoped wheeler had had enough self control to not go like I had now. Then suddenly I jumped up. I remembered stories that if somebody doesn't use the bathroom for a certain amount of time there bladder'd explode.
I gulped.
That did sound painful.
I sighed and stood over the toilet. I had to do it. Wheeler'de kill me if his bladder exploded. I closed my eyes and did what I always did when I used the toilet. I hurried up and finished. I felt so much better. I washed my hands and acted like nothing happened.
I didn't look.
I swear I didn't look.
I walked out into the hall and began cleaning up the messy house. I have servants ok, Im not used to cleaning but I did a lot better job then wheeler.
I took all the clothes from off the floor into the washer. There was a lot of that. I stood in the room and smiled.
Then the door bell rang. I opened it. There stood tally.
"Hi". I said.
She walked in.
"oh nice place." she said.
"Yeah, right."
"No really. I mean this is the best place ive seen since I got here."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Then they must have been at the dump."
she laughed.
"It's bad. Ill admit it. But it might be worse!"
I gave her a weird look,
"how!" I asked, "This is about as bad as it gets."
she laughed.
"Yeah .I guess so. Sorry.
" I laughed and so did she.
Wow for a rich girl, she was pretty nice.
"What's the project gonna be on?" I asked.
Tally shrugged.
"Im not sure yet." she said, "Im open to ideas though. Maybe on a big company or something. But what company?"
"KAIBA CORP!" I said.
She looked at me weird.
"Why yell? I can hear ya."
I laughed stupidly.
"Ya, sorry bout dat Tal."
I grounded under my breath.
That stupid accent was making me sound like an idiot again.
Darn Joey.
Wherever he was, darn him.
Tally walked to the fridge.
"Got anything to drink?"
"I dunno."
she laughed.
"If I bought my own groceries I'd know what they were."
she turned around and when she wasn't looking I slapped myself on the forehead.
STUPID!
STUPID!
STUPID!
I walked over and looked in the fridge from behind her. There was coke, milk, some kind of snack cake, a thing of ice cream, and...
"...beer?" I said out loud, "Why is dat there? Wheela don't drink beer!"
she looked at me.
"Wheeler?" she said, "I thought...wait...wheeler?"
I cursed under my breath.
"Yeah sorry." I said, "That's just me a COMPLETE idiot."
I forced a laugh. She shrugged and grabbed the coke. I sighed. She handed me the beer.
"Want?"
I shook my head and let my frustrustation threw it out the window. She laughed.
"Ill be right back I need to go home for a minute."
She walked out the door. When she closed the door and I was sure she left I ran out. I had to get to wheeler.
What's with the beer?
Why was this giving me such a head ache?
I don't care!
But...I do.
Why?
I ran all the way to MY house and banged on the front door, Mokuba answered.
"Hello?"
"MOKUBA?"
he looked at me funny.
"Um sorry Mokuba, is ya brother home?"
"Why do you wanna talk to my bro?"
"Its "want to" not wanna and brother not bro."
"Why are you acting so weird Joey?"
I sighed.
"Im an idiot Mokuba. A complete idiot. But kaiba...no...He's da smart guy. Yup. Im dumb as a freakin post. Yup no brain cells up here."
I hit my head on a pole.
"Joey what's wrong?"
"WHERE IS YOUR "BROTHER!"
"SETO HELP!"
he ran inside and I followed him to wheeler.
"Wheeler?" He asked, "Get out of my house!"
"DONT CALL ME THAT!" I yelled.
Mokuba got closer to him. He hugged him in a protective way.
"GET THOSE DIRTY HANDS OFF OF HIM RIGHT edited for word. NOW!"
"DONT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF MY BROTHER!"
"HE'S MY BROTHER!"
Mokuba looked scared.
"Seto is he drunk?"
wheeler nodded.
"Mokuba go out of here for a few minutes. Wheeler and I need to talk."
joeys' pov
I stared at kaiba.
Was he going crazy?
"What's going on!" I snapped.
He shrugged.
"Im so sick of being stuck in dat dumb apartment wit yugi and tea calling off and on, I have ta work on a project wit a really hot girl, I have ta watch on da news about what happens ta my company, I cant use da toilet or take a shower, I can't be by myself at school, there's BEER in da fridge, tally thinks Im an alcoholic, and Im living in dirt! Oh and ta top it all off, if I hear dis stupid accent again coming out of my mouth. Ill shoot myself in da head!"
I stared at him.
He looked mean and freaked out with that look on his face.
My face.
I missed that face.
Igot up.
"This is really weird, that's true. But why is there a meltdown now? I mean the company is fine; I dint screw anything up yet, Im taking care of Mokuba ok I haven't been able to use the toilet but Im ok!"
kaiba sighed. "ok.ok."
I smiled.
Then I remembered.
"Oh yeah I wanted to ask something."
"What?"
I locked the door and lifted up my shirt.
Kaiba looked angry.
"What's up wit dat? I don go lifting up dis shirt and looking at dis body...perv."
I shook my head and pointed to all the scars,
"What are these?"
kaiba looked angry and left.
"Hey!" I yelled.
But he left.
I looked at myself in mirror. The scars looked like they had been painful, very painful.
What did he do?
Did he do this?
Or did somebody else?
well thats all for now. I did want to say soemthing though:
to all the people who reviewed--my thanks:
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