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"I love you" Rory whispered as she woke up with Jess for the first time in their apartment.

"I love you too" he kissed her softly on the cheek.

"I have to call Lane" Rory grabbed the phone on the nightstand.

"Hopefully that wasn't your first thought" Jess rolled his eyes and turned over instantly falling asleep.

"Hey Lane how'd it go with Dave" Rory asked.

"Great he's so sweet" Lane cooed.

"You're right" Rory agreed "I'm glad you're happier you're crankiness was bugging me.'

"Oh thanks" Lane laughed.

"Are you coming over today?"

"Uh sure I guess Paris had news didn't she"

"Yea she did"

"Then I'll be there at noon"

"That's in an hour"

"Yea I know you're up I know Paris is up what's the problem"

"Well the other person who lives here isn't up yet"

"Oh Jess right"

"Oh Jess right thanks I'm glad you've completely forgotten him"

"That's not fair he's new"

"He's not new"

"He's new in the sense that he's not old"

"That doesn't even make sense!"

"No yelling" Jess mumbled.

Rory stood up and started for the door. A hand closed over her arm and pulled her onto the bed. She giggled as Jess planted soft kisses along her collar bone.

"What is so funny" Lane asked.

Jess traveled lower and Rory pushed him away.

"Stop it Jess I'm talking to Lane"

"Jeez don't I feel special you just sounded so enthusiastic at the fact that you had to make your perfect boyfriend stop doing what ever he was doing just so you could talk to me" Lane cried "I'm so touched."

Rory mouthed 'mood swing' and Jess smirked.

"Lane I'll see you an hour ok"

"Ok"

Rory hung up and turned around to kiss Jess. Things got heated and they were still in bed when the clock struck noon and extremely punctual Paris rang the door bell. Rory got up and answered the door in a white cami and pink and purple striped pajama bottoms with sheep. Paris was standing in front of about 10 guys. Rory recognized a few of them. She noticed two of them were Collin and Finn. Another one was Marty.

"What's with the entourage Paris" Rory asked.

"What's with the sheep Rory" Paris countered.

"You sure you wouldn't rather be a lawyer" Rory joked.

"These are some guys who would like to meet Lane"

"I'm sorry what"

"Lane you're pregnant unwed Korean friend don't tell me you forgot her"

"No I haven't forgotten"

"What the hell is this" Lane and Jess yelled from different sides at the same time.

"Oh chill" Paris looked at Jess "these guys aren't for Rory they're for Lane."

"What!" Lane yelled.

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Paris had three guys on the couch. One was on the recliner. There were three standing behind the couch and the rest sitting in front of the couch. Paris pointed to the guy in the recliner. He had sandy blonde hair. He was very pale and had blue eyes. He looked like a model for the Gap.

"This is Gavin" Paris said "he's British. He loves AC/DC, The Beatles, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, and hates Led Zeppelin. He's never been to California and doesn't want to go because he's not really into the sun. He owns a record player and several classic rock records. His father went to Oxford and his mother is like 100th in line for the crown well she would be if she was alive. He's kind of scarred from watching her commit suicide in front of him because she didn't want kids. "

"Next" Lane called out.

The first guy on the couch was Finn.

"This is Finn" Paris stated his name "he's Australian and has an accent speak."

"Arf" Finn replied getting laughs out of all ten guys and everyone else except Paris.

"And a sense of humor" Paris tried to say nice things "he's into crazy stunts and booze. He graduated from Yale. That's pretty much it."

The next guy on the couch was Collin.

"This is Collin he's Finn without the accent" Paris moved on to Marty.

"This is Marty" Paris pointed to him "he likes Rory."

"Then why did you bring him here" Jess asked.

"I wanted to see your reaction much better than Dean's would've been Logan probably would've just made fun of him and offered to pay for him to get a new shirt you were relatively common kudos" Paris nodded.

"I unlike them don't have anything to worry about" Jess said slightly sarcastically.

"That attitude will cause you to loose points" Paris shook her head.

"And here I thought getting Lorelai's approval was the hard part" Jess joked.

"Can we move on" Lane and Rory asked.

"Oh right" Paris moved onto another boy. You couldn't really tell what he looked like because he was so covered up with black.

"Next" Lane ordered.

The first guy behind the couch was tall about Dean's height. He dressed a little like Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with a little bit of Will thrown in. His hair was about the same color as Lane's but obviously dyed. He had hazelnut eyes.

"This is Ben" Paris smiled as if she thought this guy was the one "his mother is originally from France but moved to New York when she was 2 she is not however of French descent he doesn't know his father. He loves all types of music his apartment can be described as an unauthorized FYE. He hates video games and loves the beach. He hates the idea of nuclear families."

"Next" Lane said.

The second guy behind the couch was a short old guy in a kilt.

"NEXT" Lane and Rory said together.

The third guy looked at Lane then turned around.

"That was weird" Paris said then looked at the first guy sitting on the floor.

He looked a little like Brad Pitt with a hint of Vince Vaughn. If Jennifer Aniston knew this guy she'd be all over him.

"This is Gary" Paris introduced him "he's funny and loves to look at himself in the mirror…"

"Next" Lane said calmly.

The next guy was blonde with blue eyes just like the first one. He was wearing a white shirt whit a blue sweater vest black baggy jeans and vans. He was holding a skateboard,

"This is Shawn" Paris began her speech "he likes to skateboard rollerblade bike…"

"Do you know me" Lane asked.

"Yes I do I didn't think you'd like him but he really wanted to meet you" Paris explained.

"Next"

The last guy was Dave.

"This guy just submitted an application this morning" Paris explained.

"Hey Dave" Lane smiled for the first time since Paris started.

"You know him"

"Know him used to date him"

"So he's out right" Paris said.

"No he's definitely in"

"Ok so pick four" Paris said.

"Uh I guess Gavin" Lane decided "and Finn and Collin and of course Dave."

"Great everyone else can leave" Paris shooed the other guys out the door

"Now how do I choose between the other four" Lane asked half knowing who she'd pick.

"You're going to talk to them for fifteen minutes privately" Paris smiled at her creativity.

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"So Gavin what made you decide to apply to Paris's little dating show she has here" Lane laughed at her own joke.

"Well I just graduated from NYU and moved to Hartford to be closer to my dad" he said in a cute British accent much like Harry Potter "and I'd like to settle down after wild college years."

"Ok now I'm not sure if Paris told you this but I'm pregnant and have to be married in 80 days or agree to an arranged marriage" she explained her situation.

"I know"

"Good so do you like kids"

"I'm not sure I've never been around them even when I was a kid I didn't like to hang out with other kids I just stayed inside with my dad and helped him with business"

"Oh so uh how do you think you'd be as a dad"

"Good I guess as long as it didn't act like a baby"

"I think we're done" Lane stood up and walked back into the living room.

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"So Collin are you still friends with Logan" Lane asked.

"Not really he's kind of different" Collin admitted.

"Oh well ok"

There was a long uncomfortable silence then they left.

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"So Love how's pregnancy" Finn asked.

"Uh fine I guess" Lane shrugged.

"Good you know Logan's sister got pregnant she had an abortion though"

"Oh"

"I'm not really the settling kind of guy but Paris's ad was very persuasive kind of made me think about it"

"Oh really"

"Yea it kind of seems cool"

"So what did this ad say?"

"She's going around the male population in 80 days" Finn remembered "if you want to settle down with a nice girl see Paris for an application."

"So nothing about the pregnancy or marriage"

"No she didn't tell them about that until they asked for an application."

"Bet she lost a lot of guys because of that"

"I'd bet somewhere around 20 or 30"

"Wow that's a lot"

"She didn't lose me"

"I'm glad"

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Lane and Dave sat on the ugly couch. Lane was sort of sitting on Dave's lap. He kind of looked like he was laying down on her because only her legs were on him so he had to lean over to the other side of the couch to kiss her. About twenty minutes later Paris pulled them apart.

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"Now you have to pick two" Paris told her.

"Finn and Dave."

A/N: Lots of Lane in this chapter. You guys can pick who you want Lane with. Finn or Dave?