I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING MENTIONED HEREIN, EXCLUDING MY OWN CHARACTERS.
I DO NOT OWN HIROMU ARAKAWA-SENSEI!
What happens when you combine a 1337 H4x0rm4573r, a state alchemist, and a few homonculi? You get a giant cookie packed full of hamsters!
-silence...and cicadas-
Cicada: "Chirp"
"DAMMIT CICADAS DON'T CHIRP! THEY HUM!"
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Love the dots. The dots love you.
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Edward Elric had a predicament. Y'see, somehow the authoress had founda way to shove all the homonculi and him into the kitchen, and had locked them in there until they made a cake. Oh and Gluttony was away in Hawaii or somewhere...
"Dammit I can't cook! What the hell do you want me to do?" Edward Elric sighed.
Envy then took a giant bowl, I mean a GIANT bowl, and began shoving random stuff into it. "Its easy to cook, just grab stuff and shove it together and then bake it and yeppie you gots a cake!" He said as he shoved a ham sandwich into the mixture.
So Edward began shoving stuff into the giant bowl. Cookies...mayonaisse...bagels...leftover pizza...chopsticks...pineapples...and even a Playstation 2. But of course, then they had to start over because everyone knows that chopsticks are toxic when mixed with pineapple...
After that they poured the mixture into an even BIGGER cake pan and put it in the oven to cook.
"200 degrees?"
"Too low..."
"30 degrees celsius?"
"Idiot! Were not in Japan!"
"We aren't?"
"No."
"oops."
Sakura then proceeded to let a somewhat dazed Arakawa-sensei out of a cupboard.
"There ya go, just run home now, and keep making more Hagaren manga!"
(My apologies to Hiromu Arakawa-sensei, I just had to put her in this story though! Arigatou!)
"Can't we just put it in at 400 degrees?"
"FINE 4000 IT IS!"
-blink-
"Envy will you write this for a sec I gotta go to the bathroom..."
"Sure thing..."
So the beautiful and majestic Envy began to...
-edited for reasons...unknown-
"ENVY YOU ARE NOT MAJESTIC!"
"But I am beautiful...?"
"NO!"
"WAAAAAHHHHHH!" Envy cried rivers.
haha. Envyrivers. like Haku in Spirited Away!...or maybe not.
-crash-
DAMMIT ENVY BROKE MY COMPUTER!
And suddenly Fleur Delacour came up, with all of her...fluttery-ness...and said something in French.
"Merci vous pleit..."
Yaay! I can say something in French!
Wait...?
WHY THE HELL IS FLEUR HERE! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE!
"I am on zee breaaaak." (Translation: I'm on break)
"Oh. Want some cookies?"
"HOW THE HELL DID WE END UP WITH COOKIES!" Ed screamed as he gobbled cookies. "DAMMIT THESE ARE GOOD!"
Bloody hell.
Hehe. I've always wanted to say that.
-in Hawaii-
"More punch mister?"
"Can I eat it?"
"No, you drink it.", replied the young waitress in a slightly annoyed tone.
"...I want eat. Mmm...tasty waitress."
CHOMP
Then something scary happened. My 7th grade history teacher fell from the sky and began assigning random projects to anyone in earsight.
"Ok, what the hell is 'earsight'? I mean, you cant SEE anything with your ear!"
"Shut up Hagane no chibi-san."
"YOU SHUT UP YOU TRANSVESTITE PALM TREE!"
"I STILL WANNA KNOW HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEE WITH YOUR EAR!"
"YEAH AND I WANNA SEE THE OLYMPICS!"
"FINE!"
FIN!
(for now.)
Yaay! I finally updated! Well, actuallyI had about 6 more chapters of Full Mental to add, but itappears they deleted that story, so I'm just gonna continue this one.
Reviews are much loved!
OH! NOTES:
1. a 1337 H4x0rm4573r is, translated, a 'Leet Hackermaster'. I speak l33t, and if you need any info on it, google 'megatokyo'. Largo-san pwnz!
2. '30 C' is '30 degrees Celsius'. Basically everyone in the world aside from north america (that I kow of) uses the Celsius scale, but America uses Farenheit. 30 C is appx. 90 F (please excuse me if this is incorrect, I'm not to good at telling temperature in Farenheit)
3. Arakawa-sensei, or Hiromu Arakawa-sensei is the creator/author of Hagane no Renkin Jutsushi, aka Fullmetal Alchemist. I hope to meet her someday, as she is my favourite manga artist of all time! (She also made a manga called 'Stray Dog' and I would like to read that someday!)
3a. 'Sensei' literally means 'teacher' in Japanese. I used it to show respect for Ms. Arakawa.
4. Spirited Away is an amazing anime movie by Studio Ghibli and Mr. Hayao Miyazaki-sensei. Watch it!
5. 'Merci vous pliet' (excuse my spelling) means (i THINK) 'Thank you very much' in French. I dunno. I only took 2 weeks of french in 6th grade...
6. Hagane no Chibi san is the Japaneseequivalent to calling Ed 'Fullmetal Shrimp' (its in the original FMA). And we all know Edo-kun hates being called short.
OK! REVIEW PLEASE!
NEXT CHAPTER: EVERYONE IS AT THE OLYMPICS IN TORINO, ITALY! (late, but still great!)
