Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls

Rory woke up the next morning to find a note on the coffee maker.

I'm in Philly call me when you're not being crazy psycho lady anymore. Call on either my cell or at Truncheon. I didn't find an ad and ran into Paris who claims she left right after I went into the bedroom and is kind of mad now. I want a real explanation call me.

I love you.

-Dodger

She had been found out. Her reason for being or in this case pretending to be mad was her sudden disbelief in love. Her mother had called a couple days ago late at night. She caught Luke kissing Anna and was on her way back from the honeymoon now. Rory decided to call Jess on her way to the airport to pick her up.

"So Luke's an idiot what does that have anything to do with us" Jess asked.

"If two people that much in love can destroy each other like they did who's to say we won't."

"Rory come on we're not them we won't end up like them."

"What about Zack?"

"Zack's a bigger idiot than Lorelai."

"Why you think it's stupider to leave Lane than my mother because my mother is great."

"Of course your mother is great I love your mother."

"Do you love her more than me?"

"You're doing it again."

"Doing what?"

"Trying to make me think you're crazy so I won't come back but it won't work I already know you're crazy and I love you anyways."

"Why are you so god damn difficult Jess?"

"Aw Ror don't bring mythical creatures into the fight."

"Ugh you are an impossible asshole."

"Maybe but that's why you love me."

"I don't love you if I loved you it would end just like every other person who falls in love they crash and burn fall in a ditch catch on fire suffer severe burns then are thrown into an icy lake which actually makes severe burns feel worse I don't know why but it does and then a really big fish will swallow you hole so you die a slow painful death in his stomach watching as the acid eats away at your skin."

"That was a little gory."

"Oh stop it Dr. Seuss."

"WHAT?"

"Gory Rory they rhyme."

"You're insane."

"Yep"

"I still love you though."

"Don't please."

"Rory this is crazy just because two couples broke up we have to break up too."

"Yes good bye Jess"

"Good bye Dr. Seuss."

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"Jess she's in the hospital" an all too familiar voice told him.

"What happened" he asked.

"A truck hit her; the car rolled into a ditch and caught fire."

"Crash and burn just like she said"

I know this all may seem very sudden but I'm kind of in a dark mood today so that's it. I know Jess is way ooc like more ooc than I've ever made him but what ever. I love your guy's reviews. They make me write really fast.