Torino is about to be invaded...by...:
6 not-so-deadly sins and one Envy-dragon-thingy
62 lab mice
Shorty McAlchemist the Fullmidget Shrimpinator
"SHUT UP! YOU'RE SHORTER THAN I AM!"
-coughcoughIZUMIcoughcough-
and a buncha other junk.
Oh, and the olympics! Yaay!
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE STUFF MENTIONED IN THIS FANFIC, UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE! (I own my characters that I made up, like Sakura and Rikou)
I DO NOT OWN TORINO, ITALY. OR THE OLYMPICS!
"Remind me again...why are we in Italy?" Ed mumbled as he gobbled down a leftover bag of airplane peanuts.
"Cuz I wanna see the olympics."
"What the hell is an olympic?"
-mouse runs by-
"Its where a buncha people from other countries come and compete for medals and yada yada yada..."
".sssooo...why are we here?"
"Cuz."
"Cuz?"
-mouse runs by-
"Yes, Cuz."
Then some Italian lady came up and offered Ed a baguette but he couldn't understand her so he hid behind a conveniently placed dragon.
wait...dragon?
"DRAGON? WTF!" Shrimpy McShortstuff screamed.
"Oh, hi Hagane no Chibi-san. long time no see." said the dragon in a familiar voice.
"HOLYSHIT ENVY!"
-mouse runs by-
"Yup. Thats my name." -looks at baguette- "Hey, you gonna eat that? Cuz I'm starvin' man...those airline peanuts were tiny!" the Envy-dragon said.
"WHY ARE YOU A DRAGON!"
"WE'LL, I'M A DRAGON IN CONQUEROR OF SHAMBALA!"
"YES, AND ROY HAS AN EYEPATCH! THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!"
Ah yes, Roy and his eyepatch. his sexy eyepatch, as some Taisa-fangirls call it.
-mouse runs by-
"YES! MY EYEPATCH! THAT MAKES ME A PRIME CANDIDATE FOR FUHRER!" is what Roy had shouted every day since he read the page of spoilers for the Hagaren movie.
He'd also shouted "LOOK AT ME IN ALL MY NAKED GLORY!" recently at a bar, but I'm not gonna get into that.
"Wait, I thought we were at the Olympics?"
"The what?"
-mouse runs by-
"...never mind."
LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE!
"What was that for?"
"I have no idea."
Suddenly, without any warning, Izumi Curtis jumped through a window and kicked Ed in the face.
Why? Because she kicks ass. And, apparently, Ed's face too.
-mouse runs by-
She then proceeded to run away cackling manically. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and that sort of stuff.
yeah...
-a stage falls from the sky-
ITS TIME FOR...
BARRY'S SEXY HAT DANCE!
-mouse runs by-
-Barry the Chopper comes up in all his armoured glory and starts slapping his butt while wearing a sombrero-
"I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt...so sexy..." he sung while dancing.
On a pole.
"BARRY'S A STRIPPER!" shouted a drunk Jean Havoc as he lit up yet another cancer-candle.
-mouse runs by-
Then, just before the end of Chapter 3, Maes Hughes ran up onto Barry's stage waving around the national flag of Amestris.
Completely naked.
"OMFG MY EYES!"
FIN!
Yaay! Chapter 3 is done!
Oh yeah! Notes!
1. Torino, Italy is the host of the 2006 Winter olympics. Yaay Italy! I'm part Italian too!
2. Yes, Envy is a dragon in the Fullmetal Alchemist movie, Conqueror of Shambala. And Roy has an eyepatch too.
3. "LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE!" is a quote from the english dub of the FMA episode "Fullmetal vs Flame".
4. Please don't ask me how I thought up the idea of Barry being a pole dancing stripper. I have no idea.
OK! NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE UP SOON! I think Iwant to make it a spoof of 'When a Stranger Calls'.
"Have you checked the children?"
"No...wait...I have children?"
Hahaha...I dunno, I'll think up something. Byes!
DID YOU NOTICE THE MICE RUNNING BY?
