OMFG I FINALLY GOT AN IDEA TO UPDATE MY STORY! YAY! FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST FOREVER! VIVA LA TOILET PAPER! SIEG BALL!
Okay, this chapter's gonna be a FMAxNaruto crossover.
anyways...
Oh, if you see 'Sakura' as a character name in this fanfic, thats NOT Sakura from Naruto. Thats me.
I DO NOT OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, NARUTO, EYESHIELD 21, OR ANY OTHER ANIME/MANGA (aside from the doujinshi our club produces)!
IF I DID, I'D KILL DANTE, RUN OFF WITH ED, GAARA, ITACHI, KIMIMARO,AND ENVY AND WE'D START OUR OWN BAR A LA "Coyote Ugly".
(I do not own Coyote Ugly)
IZUMI AND HAYATE FOREVER!
-hides-
It was a hot summer day.
-snowflakes-
I SAID... it was a HOT SUMMER DAY!
"Oops, sorry, let me add another background" said the crossdressing palm tree as he moved the snowflake machine away.
"Envy, just go away. Its summer anyways, so we can go outside" replied a very TICKED-OFF narrator.
"Narrator...Nar...NARUTO! OKAY NARUTO TIME!" Mr.Transvestite Tree screamed as he prepared to throw the Cartoon Network version of Naruto at the narrator.
"NO YOU IDIOT! NOT THE LAME-Y VERSION! WE WANT-"
-protesters holding signs that say "WE WANT JAPANESE NARUTO!" flood the streets"
Envy then decided to poke a Sasuke fangirl that was holding a sign that says "SASUKE'S NOT GAY".
"Hey, can you ask that Sasuke hottie if he's free next weekend? Tell him its from his best customer, Envy-san"
FANGIRL BLITZ! (Thanks to Eyeshield 21 for the definition of 'blitz')
-thousands of Sasuke fangirls run everywhere-
Suddenly Izumi crashed through the window, kicked Ed in the face, and went to make some instant iced tea.
"Hey Sakura, where's the iced tea mix?"
"Your mom." Envy snickered, but only for a second, cuz then Mrs.Curtis promptly proceeded to nail him in the face with the stove.
"Please don't throw the appliances, Izumi-sensei..."
"Hey, you know who'd make a good couple?" Ed said lazily as he gnawed on some Pocky. The green tea kind. yummeh!
"Roy and Ed?"
Ed also decided to hurl the toaster at SeƱor Palm Tree.
"I HATE THAT PAIRING! And no, thats DEFINATLEY not what I'm thinking of."
"Then what was it?"
-cough-
"Uhh..." -hides from Izumi-sensei- "IZUMI AND HAYATE!"
"WHAAATT!"
"WHO THE HELL IS HAYATE! YOU MEAN THAT DOG FROM THE "Flame vs Fullmetal" EPISODE!" Izumi was going berserk
"No! I mean the Hayate from Naruto." Ed said, shielding his face as Izumi prepared to throw the couch. And it was a big couch too.
"THATS JUST AS BAD CUZ I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS!"
Then suddenly...
ITACHI FELL FROM THE SKY! WOOOOOOOOO!
AND WE ALL GLOMPED HIM!
YAY!
"Eeew, Envy don't glomp Itachi. He's not gay like his brother."
"IM NOT GAY!" screeched Sasuke.
Hayate stood facing a very annoyed Izumi Curtis. "Umm..."
Izumi spoke first "Look, I'm married so..."
"Really? I have a girlfriend...I don't know what that girl was thinking when she told me.."
"Yeah..."
DOUBLE SAKURAS! ME VERSUS SAKURA FROM NARUTO!
And I killed her. She dead. Yay! That way Sasuke can express his feelings for Oreo-chan, and Meloda can have Rock Lee!
"YAAAY! LEE!" Meloda screamed gleefully.
"I DO NOT LOVE OROCHIMARU!"
"I DO!" screamed rabid Oreo fangirls as they glomped Orochimaru.
"I AM SQUIDWARD!"
"PATRICK HUNGRY!"
-BOOM!-
Deidara had found Kimbley and they blew up the fanfiction.
OOH! NEW YAOI PAIRING! DEIDARAxKIMBLEY!
"EEEW!"
FIN
Okay. Randomness with a capital 'R'. Umm..no comments! I love Ed! And Itachi! Envy and Deidara are gender-confused! My name's Sakura too! SAKURA VERSUS SAKURA! Oreo-chan is whatI call Orochimaru.
REVIEW PLEASE!
