Disclaimer: I already told you I own nothing….
A/N:
Kitsune: Finally! I have updated this story!
Chibiusa: It's a miracle!
Kurai: The world has now ended…
Kitsune: Damare! -bops them both on the head-
Kaitou: … Um… Kit… what's with the get-up o.0
Kitsune: -wearing Shido's top hat, Marik/Marikku/Yami Marik's (whatever you go by) purple cape, and Reno's goggles- -looks proud- Just been… you know… stalking and stealing
Kaitou: Stealing? … I always knew I liked you, Kit
Kitsune: Anyway, on to the new chappie!
Chapter two: Cain's first day as a mortal… well… in a long time anyway -.-;;
Cain pushed open the lid of his coffin and stepped out. But something didn't seem right to him he looked around his room. Everything was in place. Then Cain looked out his window at the sun. "It's probably just the sun…." he mumbled to himself. Then stopped abruptly in the doorway. 'What the hell!' his mind screamed. 'Maybe it's just some abnormal knew vampire power I've obtained.' He thought and left his house.
He blinked against the bright sunlight, not used to its rays. As he walked down the street crowded with mortals he thought that he might as well feed. So after some time he had found one woman that had purple hair (familiar, isn't it? Heeheehee). He had his arms around her and was going to bite into her neck. But something just didn't seem right, like something was missing. He decided to ignore this feeling and bite the young woman's neck but nothing happened! No blood, no bite marks penetrating the skin, nothing! So he tried biting harder, the woman started to pull away and just looked plain angry. She pushed him back and slapped him with her purse.
After the woman had strolled away, giving herself an award in her mind for putting bricks in her purse, Cain had stood there for a while, not comprehending what had just happened. He looked at his faint reflection in the glass of the window; he couldn't believe that was him. He wasn't as pale as he once was and his hair was no longer as lustrous. He opened his mouth to see his fangs, praying that his assumptions weren't correct. He almost choked once he saw that his fangs were not sharp anymore, they looked exactly as mortal's teeth would. He tried to think of what could have caused such a thing to happen then he remembered what had happened last night.
FLASHBACK"Uh…. no. I've come to ask you a favor." He stated.
"A favor?" he asked.
"Yeah." He said. "I need you to drink this." He continued and presented Cain with the potion.
"What is it?" he inquired eyeing the bottle suspiciously.
"It's um…" Shido had to think quickly and he came up with something. "Guni's blood. The stupid little fairy got pretty damn annoying so I killed her." He explained. Hearing this Guni bit him on the ear. "Ow! Son of a bi…"Shido started but remembered Cain was still there. "So do you want some…I tried some of it earlier, it isn't half bad." He said holding the potion out for Cain to try and drink it. Much to Shido's relief Cain grabbed the bottle and drank every last drop. Cain suddenly felt extremely dizzy.
"Hmmm…that fairy's blood must have some side effects." Cain said stumbling back.
"Yeah, you better go rest. Well I'll be going now." Shido replied turning and started back to his office.
END OF FLASHBACKCain looked suspiciously at the roof; he could've sworn there was a girl's voice coming from the ceiling, narrating his flashback.
"Just keep walkin', buddy!" the girl yelled at him. He could almost feel her shaking her fist at him. He shook his head and continued what he was doing.
"Shido!" he growled, pretending the last couple of sentences after the flashback never happened. He stalked off towards Shido's office. When he walking out back in the streets, he felt much different, so vulnerable; it was like being an infant. He walked for a while without any incident happening… but because the authoress has a short attention span and didn't think this was funny enough decided to do something… diabolical.
Suddenly a brown-haired girl the age of thirteen appeared before him carrying something.
"Bow down to the almighty rusty spoon of d00m or prepare to face my wrath!" the girl shouted to him, holding up a rusty spoon. Cain stood there dumbfounded, still trying to figure out how she popped out of thin air.
"Bow, damnit!" she yelled, waving the spoon. Cain soon found his voice again and finally spoke.
"And why should I listen to you?" he asked, scowling at the young insane girl.
"Because I am the great authoress, Kitsune-chan!" she shouted in delight. "Now bow to the rusty spoon of d00m! For it will one day rule the world along with muffins and Shido's top hat!" she said, pointing to the hat that sat atop her head. Cain's eyes lingered on the hat for a moment; he had thought it looked familiar. He made no move to bow.
"Fine then! You shall face my wrath!" she said angrily.
'It can't be that bad. She's only thirteen.' He thought. Suddenly, there was a bright flash of pink.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" the authoress laughed insanely. Cain looked around to see what was so funny. Then looked at the mirror that had appeared in front of him. He almost screamed looking at himself. He was wearing a pink dress and a crown sat on his head. He had seen this outfit a couple of times when walking through the streets of Japan.
"Heeheehee… you look lovely today… Princess Peach!" Kitsune said laughing. Kitsune saved this image in her head forever but decided she should stop this insanity before the story was completely screwed… plus she didn't want to get flamed. So another flash came and everything was back to normal. She made sure no one remembered what had just happened.
'Soon I'll find out what Shido has done to me.' Cain thought.
A/N: And thus ends the second chapter of Remortilzer. Was it worth the wait? (Kurai: Probably not… -runs away from Kitsune's attacks-) Now onto the reviews
Rod G- Uh… don't know what to say but thanks for the review
Blood Cresant- 1) Sorry, writer's block (2 Will do, next chapter though (3 Never!
Mykah Leigh- Heehee, thanks And I'll read your fics eventually… they're just so many I don't know where to start But here's the update
Well, please R&R and I'll try updating faster, sayonara! -Kitsune-chan
