Disclaimer: If you don't know by know then you have a really bad attention span, even worse then me -.-;;

A/N:

Kitsune: Um… well… no witty banter between my muses and I this time… I'm just too lazy -.-;;

Chapter three: Shido's first day as a mortal… well… in a long time anyway -.-;;

Shido had been up since dawn not being able to sleep for some reason. Maybe he was excited about being mortal again? He wasn't quite sure. He would've gotten something to eat when he woke up but he couldn't remember how to cook. It astounded him as to why he had never learned all these years. So he had just sat in his chair reading the newspaper from yesterday since he had yet to get today's.

After a few hours Riho had walked into the office along with Yayoi. Shido didn't really know where Guni was at the moment but he'd find out soon… MWAHAHAHAHAHA! o.0 Sorry, I'll go back to normal narration. Anyhow, Shido jumped up immediately, happy to see some people who could teach him how to cook.

"Riho! Yayoi!" He shouted happily, looking at the moment like a dancing crab. "You're finally here!" he continued as Yayoi shut the door.

"We're happy to see you too Mr. Shido." Riho said, looking slightly different from before.

"Watch this!" he said excited, like a child on Christmas. He ran over to the window and was about to open the blinds when he remembered Riho was still a vampire. Then a thought struck him. "Riho… how did you get here without getting at least somewhat injured by the sun?"

"I drank the thingamajigger too." She said. "I thought since you drank it I thought I might as well drink it too."

"-Cough-conformist-cough-" came a cough from the roof. The three looked up, really annoyed with whomever it was who coughed really loudly and sounded like a dying goose.

"Oh, alright." Shido said, ignoring the dying goose person. He opened the blinds and then resumed dancing like a dysfunctional crab. "See? I can stand in the sun now."

"Shido… are you alright?" Yayoi asked, afraid he may now be insane.

"I'mfineIjustatenothingbutcandybecauseIdon'tknowhowtocooksonowI'mreallyreallyreallyreallyhyperandnowthewhiteplatypus'swithpurpledotsareangryandwanttoeatme!"

Shido yelped.

"Okay, Shido say that one more time with breathes between each word." Yayoi instructed. Shido nodded.

"I'm -breathes- fine -breathes- I –breathes- just -breathes- ate -breathes- nothing -breathes- but -breathes- candy –breathes- because -breathes- I -breathes- don't -breathes- know -breathes- how -breathes- to -breathes- cook -breathes- so -breathes- now -breathes- I'm -breathes- really -breathes- really -breathes- really -breathes- really -breathes- hyper –breathes- and -breathes- now -breathes- the -breathes- white -breathes- platypus's -breathes- with -breathes- purple -breathes- dots -breathes- are -breathes- angry -breathes- and –breathes- want -breathes- to -breathes- eat -breathes- me!" Shido said about to pass out from inhaling and exhaling so much (seriously I just tried it and I'm about to fall out of my chair –rubs head- DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME).

"Oh! You don't know how to cook? Well, Mr. Shido I…" Riho started but was cut off because there was loud knocking at the door. They all looked to the door like it would just open by itself. Shido decided he should open the door.

'Maybe it's Guni, she hasn't been here all morning.' Shido thought. Shido opened the door to someone he did not expect but you probably will.

"Shido, what have you done to me?" Cain asked, standing at the door. He was shaking with rage and looked as if he was about ready to strangle Shido.

"I changed you into a mortal." Shido started nonchalantly. "But she was the one who told me to." He continued, pointing to Yayoi.

"Why you!" Yayoi shouted angrily.

"I'm sensing negative vibes directed towards me…" Shido said to himself, looking nervously between the two. "Well… there's nothing we can do now, so go away."

"Hey! You can't do that! You'll ruin the storyline, Shido!" came Guni's voice from the ceiling. Everyone looked up.

"What are you doing up there, Guni?" Riho asked.

"The authoress asked me to come, she thought I might make it funnier. I've seen the future! And Shido you're not helping it come true." Guni said.

"Yeah, so for plot purposes Cain stays, got it?" the familiar voice of Kitsune-chan asked. They all stared blankly up at the ceiling. "I'll take that as a yes…"

"So… when are you gonna give…" Shido started.

"Aw! Shido are you concerned about me?" Guni asked.

"… My hat back?" Shido finished.

"Trust Kitsune-chan when she says you don't want it back…" Guni said, slightly put out that he cared about the hatmore then he cared about her. "It's all covered in kiss marks and… I think she's dressing it up…" Guni said you could almost hear that her eyes took up more than half of her head.

"Anywho, we have to let the plot continue so we're gonna shut up now." Kitsune-chan said and all of a sudden it was silent.

"Well…" Riho said finally taking her eyes off the ceiling. "I guess I'm going to have to teach both of you how to cook… Yayoi, you're going to help too right?" Riho asked.

"Of course." Yayoi replied. Cain at the time had taken to glaring at Shido, thinking of someway to get back at him for turning him mostly mortal.

"Let's go into the kitchen and I'll teach you how to make some food." Riho said, clapping her hands together.

A.N: wow… I updated this one quick! I'm getting so many ideas now… I hope you liked this chapter as well, but the next few should be very interesting! Now onto the reviews…

Adhara Black- Glad you liked it. And here's the update.

Darkmaster2- Heehee, thanks. Surprisingly enough I'm not really that funny… ever!

Please R&R. Gotta go now, sayonara! –Kitsune-chan