Disclaimer: Uh… no I don't own it just don't. I have a short attention span so the series wouldn't last past episode four…

Kaitou: Wouldn't this in some way be considered as a series though? o0

Kitsune: 00 Um… well, let's hope my short attention span doesn't kick in…

Chapter four: -sings- Someone's in the kitchen with Shido! Someone's in the kitchen I know! Someone's in the kitchen… and I'm hoping to the gods that Cain would never play the ol' banjo! –shivers at the thought of Cain playing a banjo- -bows-

A/N: Wow… 00 That's a long title…

"… And that's how you make it." Riho said, taking her perfectly made dish of food. "Understand?" she asked, smiling. The two ex-immotals nodded and turned to the ingredients and utensils laid out for them. Neither of them really got it but decided they might as well try anyway, it couldn't be that hard to make. Riho left the kitchen quite confident she had taught them well; she even left the building entirely to go and pick up some more food with Yayoi.

Cain picked up a knife and was about to stir something (I don't know what they were cooking okay?! I was playing checkers against Guni… what? I was getting bored listening to Riho babble on) when he heard Shido pipe up from behind him.

"You're supposed to use this!" Shido said, holding up a wooden spoon. Shido stepped over to the frying pan in which they were making the food. Cain scowled.

"We're suppose to be making this… food together." He reminded Shido.

"Fine then. Help." Shido said, stirring. Cain frowned again but decided to look at the ingredients again. Well, Kitsune-chan could see this wasn't going well so she decided to pop in again but she wasn't in the kitchen at the time.

Had you been with her you would've heard something like this, starting with Shido…

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

"I was getting that spoon…"

"I'M PRETTY DAMN CERTAIN IT ISN'T IN MY BACK POCKET!"

"I have no clue what you're talking about… WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"

At that moment a bunch of flames burst from the kitchen. "Oh my gods!" Kitsune-chan whispered. She ran over to the doorway of the kitchen putting her sleeve over her mouth.

"Get out of there!" she yelled.

The three of them ran outside as sirens filled the air. The three stared as the building continued to be engulfed by flames.

"I hate you." Shido stated. Cain didn't need Shido to look at him to know whom he was talking to.

"You were the one who wasn't paying attention the food." Cain reminded.

"Well, it's sort of hard to concentrate on anything when your hand is on my ass!" Shido yelled.

Kitsune was no longer paying attention to what the two were doing and rewriting the story so that the building was no longer on fire. Cain and Shido looked back at the previously blazing building.

"How the-?" Shido started.

"Don't mention it." Kitsune-chan said, waving a hand as if to wave his words away. A small green faerie stuck her head out from Kitsune-chan's brown hair.

"Shido you sure are lucky Kitsune-chan was here to save your place." She said. Kitsune beamed.

"Anyway… I'm hungry. Let's go get Riho and Yayoi and find some place to eat." Kitsune suggested walking off in some direction.

"Um… Kitsune-chan?" Shido asked.

"Yeah?" she called over her shoulder.

"They're the other way." Shido said, jerking a thumb over his shoulder.

"Of course they are." She said turning around and headed the other way. Both Cain and Shido sweatdropped then proceeded to follow Kitsune-chan.

A/N: meep! –hides- I apologize that this chapter was so craptacular… feel free to throw rotten tomatoes at me. Anyway, onto those things that make me keep writing: REVIEWS!

Darkmaster2- I'm glad you liked it. But you probably won't like this chapter –prods crap chapter-

The Bard's Apprentice- o0? Malicious laughter? Never read ANYTHING so funny? What is this world coming to? People actually think I'm funny! –world ends- Anyway, I'm glad you like my story Here's the update --;; -mumbles- Stupid crap chapter….

Mykah Leigh- Um… -shifty eyes- Plot twist? I have no idea what you are talking about… okay… well… I sort of have one… if you can call it a plot twist. And as for Shido…

He's mine damnit! –bounds and gags him- -stuffs in closet- MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

P.S. Um… -hypnotizes- You are not going to like Shido/Cain fics anymore, you are not going to like Shido/Cain fics anymore…. Did it work?

P.P.S. Here's the update –kicks update-

P.P.P.S I have finally read some of your HP fics… they're good But I didn't review

sorry… I don't like review when it was made/last updated a few months before I've read it.

J00rPwNeDbYmEh- Well, that's good to hear

Anyway, R&R. Sayonara! –Kitsune-chan