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Kitsune: From now on I'm not going to put disclaimers. Okay? Good.
Kurai: It was about time you updated!
Kitsune: True, true. –turns to reviewers- I apologize once again for taking so long to update.
Chibiusa: But for now, onto the story! –hero pose-
Kitsune: Hey! That's my line! ;;
Chibiusa: I don't remember you ever saying that. o.O
Kitsune: I didn't but… meh, forget it. --;;;
Chapter six: Erm… -doesn't know what to call this- -points at you- You don't deserve a title!
The girls led the two men outside and they had just been standing hunched over for a few minutes.
"Well, aren't you going to puke? I'm an authoress and I have stuff to do." Kitsune replied checking her nails, acting quite snobby. Why? Because I can. Mwaha. "Could you please hu- … NO! Not my new boots!"
Cain had chosen Kitsune-chan's new boots as his target (part of me thinks he did it on purpose –glares-). She stared helplessly at the vomit all over her black footwear. Guni was snickering in her ear.
"Oh shut up, Guni!"" she exclaimed.
"Can't you just rewrite the story so that your boots aren't all puke-ified?" Riho asked covering her nose from the stench.
"No." she said as anime tears rolled from her eyes. "They are from my reality so I can't change what happened to them."
Cain muffled something that sounded like something between a laugh and an apology. "Yeah sure, whatever." Kitsune said rolling her eyes. You'd think he'd know not to mess with a woman who was on the verge of PMSing. "Let's just… go back to Shido's place."
They all walked back to Shido's office and made sure to keep a good enough distance away from the fuming Kitsune. The two guys still looked horrible so as soon as they got back Shido flopped down on the couch.
Cain blinked. "And where am I suppose to lay down? I'm sick as well, you know."
"On the floor for all I care." Shido replied turning on his side.
"But I'm sick, shouldn't I be comfortable?"
"Your face makes me sick and I'm uncomfortable but you don't see me complaining." Shido said with a yawn. Of course this made Cain angry, who wouldn't be?
"Now, now boys. Play nice." The shoeless Kitsune said in a mother-like scolding tone. "Why don't you just go and use Shido's coffin for now. Guess we'll have to go bed shopping soon."
"And where will you get the money for that?" Yayoi asked raising an eyebrow. Kitsune stuffed her hands into her empty pockets and sweatdropped.
"Who said I would be the one paying?" she replied with a laugh as she threw a quick glance at Shido and Cain.
"I didn't even want to become mortal and you expect me to buy a bed? I don't see why I can't sleep in a coffin." Cain said.
"You can't because of… um…" Kitsune searched for the words. "Reasons." She ended vaguely and then gave a fake cough.
Both Shido and Cain raised an eyebrow at Kitsune extremely curious as to what she was talking about. A little bright halo appeared over Kitsune's head.
"You know, halo's aren't too convincing when they're held up by horns." Shido commented.
Kitsune looked in the reflective surface of the TV and blinked. "Well, would you look at that? When did those get there?" she said in a clueless voice. Then they disappeared. Yep, just like that; poof! What? I'm trying to make this chapter long and there's only so much I can write before writer's block sets in. Yay, rambling! Let's continue the story shall we?
Cain sighed and went into the little closet where Shido kept his coffin. Kitsune-chan went into the kitchen. "So how are my boots comin'?" she asked looking into the sink.
This witch better pay me for this. Riho thought. "Fine, fine." She said exasperated. "This is the crappiest job in the world." She mumbled.
"Bet you wouldn't think the same thing if it was Shido's vomit." Kitsune-chan teased and stuck out her tongue.
"You're probably right." Guni said with a laugh.
Riho sweatdropped and drop the boots into the puke-y water. "You wash them." She said cantankerously (ha ha, that's an awesome word!) as she walked away.
"What! Oh c'mon I was only kidding!" Kitsune whined. She looked into the sink despairingly and helplessly. She grabbed a spatula and used it to remove the boots from what could be scarcely be called water. "The things I do for you stupid boots…" Kitsune grumbled.
A/N: How was this one? Meh, I have nothing to say so. Review reply time!
The Bard's Apprentice- I hope you get better then (though you probably already have right?).
And I fear you have me confused with someone who is talented enough to write slash. I on the other hand am just a beginner. Though the next chapter includes showers so I'll see what I can do…
Bo- -feels loved- I'm glad you like it! Here's the update.
Don't forget please review. Anybody who reviews for this chapter shall get a glomp. Okay, then? Okay. Sayonara! –Kitsune-chan
