Kitsune: Haha! See? No disclaimer. Mweha! –does dance-

Muses: o0

Chibiusa: See? I told you she was on crack but did you believe me? No!

Kurai: -rolls eyes- Anyway, I know for a fact I won't be needed in this chapter so I'm just going to leave. –leaves-

Kaitou: Me too… -leaves-

Kitsune: -.- Oh well… I don't blame them I guess.

Chapter Seven: Shower Time! –drool-

Kitsune quietly crept into the closet the next morning as the other girls tried to wake up Shido. Kitsune had unfairly been voted to wake up Cain, which was most likely, not a safe thing to do. So anyway, Kitsune was creeping with a piece of Pocky in her hand. And what was that piece of Pocky for you ask? For poking of course.

She carefully opened the coffin and look at a sleeping Cain. For minutes she just stood there hovering over him blinking. I mean, think about it! She was the authoress and there in front of her was a vulnerable, sleeping Cain. She sighed knowing she would be attacked by hordes of fangirls if she did something stupid, plus she would ruin her plot (what plot? o.0) if she did so.

So instead she became incredibly afraid as she extended the stick of Pocky towards Cain's cheek. She stopped right before it touched his flesh but then quickly jabbed him with the Pocky. Nothing happened. She tried many more times and still got no reaction. She huffed and then got an idea. She poked him in the eye. Something she instantly regretted.

His one eye flashed open while his other remained closed with his hand resting on top of it. He flew at her with his other hand at her neck and out of the closet, resulting in quite the compromising position.

Kitsune had a large grin on her face. "Well, that was fun! Let's do that again!" She said happily.

Cain sighed angrily and got up deciding not to make the situation look any worse to the other girls who had just woken Shido up.

Kitsune got up as well. "I have an announcement for you all." She stated. "We are all going to the beach." Cue mental image of Shido and Cain dripping wet from head to toe in the sunlight. "So…" she said with a mischievous smile forming on her lips. "Shido and Cain you will both have to take showers…" and then added something in a mumble sounding like, "at the same time."

"And what about you four?" Shido asked, choosing to ignore whatever it was Kitsune mumbled.

"We took our showers while you two were sleeping." Riho said with a smile.

"Exactly." Kitsune said, mischievous smile still in place. "So we better get you two guys into that shower." She said grabbing both Cain's and Shido's hands and dragging them both to the shower.

"What are you doing?" Shido demanded trying to keep himself back and Cain was curious as well.

"Taking you both to the bathroom, silly!" She said with a girlish giggle.

"At the same time?" He exclaimed.

"Yup!" She said happily. "And you won't put up a fight!"

"The hell I won't!"

"But the fangirls! Think of them!" Kitsune pleaded.

"The who?"

"Fangirls, we need a yaoi moment."

Instant silence.

"What?" Shido exclaimed loudly.

"You heard me. And since your not cooperating I must write it into the fic therefore forcing you do order my commands." Then it seemed as if out of nowhere a piece of paper popped up. She quickly scribbled something down and then poof! The two males were in the shower together.

"Kitsune, I'm afraid we are both still clothed…" She heard Cain's voice form the bathroom.

"What!" Came Shido's voice, "You stupid son of a…" But the rest of his words were sadly drowned out by the sound of water as Kitsune continued to write.

"Sorry!" She shouted and then wrote down something else. She then turned to the direction of the window. Confusing the three other girls present in the room. "Now, I'm sure you readers out there have enough imagination yourself to imagine what could possibly be going on in that bathroom. I sure can!" She appeared to start drooling. Who wouldn't? Who could resist thinking of hot steamy shower scene ex-immortal on ex-immortal lovin'?

The three other girls just stared at Kitsune in utter disgust and horror. What kind of pervert were they hanging out with?

"Now if you don't mind I'm just going to go into the bathroom and wait until they come out…" Kitsune said, turning to leave to the bathroom.

"Nuh uh." Riho said as she, Yayoi, and Guni held onto the back of her shirt. "You're coming with us to buy them some swimming trunks."

"But they're practically begging me to come and watch! I need to go in and write down what I see so I can tell me readers." Kitsune protested as she was dragged off. Unfortunately the girls decided to ignore her.

A/N: Please read & review. I unfortunately have no reviews to reply to this time. ;-;