Kitsune: sticks out tongue Well, let's see… nothing else new so onto le story (yay for bad French!).

Chapter 9: Nightbreed! Mweha!

The other five followed behind the sulking Shido, deciding that perhaps it was best not to piss him off any further. And since Kitsune-chan had nothing better to do she decided to read Shido's thoughts (yes, I can do that since I'm the authoress. Mweha!). And what may you ask was the ex-immortal thinking about?

'I hate this. This might not be so bad if that Goddamn Kitsune wasn't here!" Needless to say Kitsune-chan felt very unloved so she decided to read someone else's mind and for some reason chose Yayoi.

All Kitsune could see in Yayoi's mind was a little banana dancing singing 'Peanut butter jelly time!' And of course Kitsune found this odd and decided to see what Riho was thinking. But she quickly got out of her mind, not wanting to know what happened next in her little 'fantasy'.

Kitsune went to read Guni's mind. "Oh yeah! I'm as tall as all of you now! Booyah!" A human sized Guni cried out in her mind as she danced crazily. Kitsune just sweatdropped and decided to read Cain's mind.

'What are you doing reading my mind?' Cain thought to her.

'Meep!' Kitsune thought back and stopped invading the privacy of their minds.

So the four kept walking in silence until suddenly a Nightbreed appeared before them!

"DUN DUN DUN!" Kitsune shouted dramatically.

"Erm… anyway…" Replied the Nightbreed awkwardly. "Just wanted to know if I could either strike up a deal with one of you or I'm just gonna take one of your bodies by force."

By pure instinct, Shido bit his finger quite hard trying to make a sword out of his own blood but obviously that didn't work.

"Ow! That hurt like a mother-!" Shido cursed holding his finger, which now had bite marks in it.

The Nightbreed just blinked and looked at Shido strangely. "Riiight… so any of you interested in being plagued by a Nightbreed AKA me?" The monster asked hopefully.

"Yeah, sure. This one right here does." Guni stated pointing at Riho.

"Hey! No, I don't!" Riho shouted indignantly.

"I know that I'm a Nightbreed that just goes around killing people and stuff but I have a life to live too y'know so if you could please not waste my time that'd be great." Nightbreed said sounding quite annoyed.

With the tone the Nightbreed had used Shido couldn't help but completely explode. "Don't use that tone of voice! You have nothing to complain about. These past two days have been utter crap so don't you start complaining! So unless that stupid bastard over there kisses you or that stupid little bitch makes you start singing Barney songs in the middle of the street, you have nothing to complain about!"

The Nightbreed's eyes went wide as he stared at Shido. "Whoa dude… calm down. I just wanted to take over one of you're bodies and eat human flesh. Geez!" But it appeared that Shido didn't hear the Nightbreed and tackled the thing attempting to beat it death but it wasn't working entirely all that well.

The other five just watched for a few moments. "Is it just me or does it seem like Shido is enjoying beating that thing up?" Guni questioned. The others just silently nodded.

"This is for Cain molesting me all day!" Shido said before punching the Nightbreed. "This is for me ever meeting Kitsune! This is for me drinking the Thingamajigger! This is for me ever being turned into a vampire in the first place! And this… this is for when my mother made me eat broccoli when I was little!"

"Er… I think I'll just stop this now before Shido just says something embarrassing." Kitsune said with a sweatdrop before taking out a notepad and a pen. She turned to a new sheet of paper and quickly wrote something down and the Nightbreed disappeared causing Shido to nearly punch the hard concrete below it.

Shido got up from the ground and was panting heavily but seemed to be feeling slightly better. "Shido, why don't we go and have something to drink?" Yayoi suggested.

"If you mean a bar I don't think so!" Kitsune exclaimed.

"Why? You're too young to get in anyway." Yayoi replied.

"Because I hate it when people are drunk." Kitsune said huffily crossing her arms.

"Well, I think it's a good idea." Shido said.

"And I agree as well." Cain approved.

"Fine then! Riho, Guni, and I will all have fun back at Shido's house WITHOUT alcohol!" Kitsune then grabbed both Riho and Guni before storming off.

Shido just shrugged and turned to Yayoi. "Well, lead the way."

Some while later at the bar

"And then I said," Shido slurred, "It's either the duck or you snort fifty pixie sticks."

"Woooooow…" Yayoi replied in awe before she fell off of her bar stool. Cain appeared to be the only sober one though he had about as much to drink as both of them. Although he really didn't mind hearing these ridiculous stories being traded back and forth he decided it was finally time for them to go back to Shido's place.

He paid the bartender before picking the two drunken people up and starting back to Shido's place. Cain sighed as he listened to Shido start another stupid tale, which somehow involved a hippopotamus and a snowboard.

A/N: Yup, that's the end of that chapter and there's only two more I'm afraid. Anyway, please read and review.