Kitsune: Noooooo!
Kurai: -sigh- What is it now, mesunokitsune?
Kitsune: This is the last funny chapter because the next one is well… anyway…
Chibiusa and Kitsune: Noooooo!
Kurai: Oh good gods! Just get on with the damn story.
Kitsune: o-0 You want to read this chapter?
Kurai: No! Gods no! Just… I was just thinking of the readers…
Chibiusa: You were thinking of someone other than yourself or Namida? o-0
Kurai: What? Ugh! Forget it! –stalks off-
Kitsune: Well… that was weird but now for the story.
Chapter 10: Sleep tight; don't let Cain bite:P
Needless to say when Shido and Cain (they took Yayoi home) returned Kitsune was extremely pissed off at the two (more at Shido than Cain) and didn't even want to stay in the same room as them. So Riho and Cain helped (as well as Guni as best as she could) Shido to the couch (he really couldn't walk that well) then Cain went to the coffin in Shido's closet (I like using parenthesis).
After that Riho made her way up to the roof where Kitsune-chan had ventured off. "Hey." Riho called, walking over to Kitsune. "They're finally both asleep so you can go downstairs now." Kitsune nodded and turned away from the city that sparkled in the night. When they made it back downstairs to Shido's office Riho curled up on the floor next to Shido while Kitsune chose to sleep in Shido's chair.
Well… wasn't that angsty or at least as angsty as this chapter will get. Anyway, the next morning they awoke to yet another beautiful sunny day, which was not welcomed by Shido. He quickly covered his eyes. "Too bright…" He mumbled into the couch.
"Don't worry Mr. Shido I'll make you 'Riho's Special Blend' to make you feel better." Riho chirped making Shido cringe slightly.
"How will that help?"
"It'll help make your hangover go away."
"Is that what this headache is from?" Shido inquired as he sat up holding his forehead with one hand.
"Yeah. Some Aspirins will help too." Riho said, handing him an Aspirin with a glass of water before skipping off to the kitchen. Shido quickly swallowed the small tablet with some water before placing the glass on the table and continued to hold his head. Kitsune just sat at his desk glaring at him.
"What?" Shido asked wearily finally realizing after a minute or so that her gaze was on him.
Kitsune sighed, not really wanting to be angry with him. "We have to buy you a bed today."
"Can't we do that tomorrow?" Shido asked, flopping down on the couch with a tired sigh.
"No. We have to do it today so if you really don't want to take a shower with Cain again I suggest you take one now." And with that Shido was in the bathroom taking a shower in the blink of an eye.
Riho came out of the kitchen and set two mugs of coffee on the table, one for Shido and one for Cain. "So, are you going to go wake Cain up or what?"
"No. I did last time, you do it this time."
Riho put his hands on her hips. "No." She refused in an almost toddler fashion.
Kitsune sighed once more. "Fine. Rock, paper, scissors, then?" Kitsune suggested getting up and walking over to Riho.
"Fine." Riho agreed. And so they played the game but Kitsune chose a non-existent choice.
"What in the world is that?" Riho asked annoyed, scowling at Kitsune choice.
"I'm pointing at you therefore meaning that you should go and wake him up." Kitsune replied matter-of-factly.
"That's not fair!" Riho exclaimed.
"Life's not fair. Deal with it."
"No." Riho said crossing her arms, once again acting like an immature child.
"Why don't you just both go?" Guni asked, popping out of Kitsune's hair. Riho looked at the little faerie while Kitsune just blinked stupidly.
"Yeah, fine. I'll agree with that." Riho said with a nod of her head.
"Yeah, me too. Plus he couldn't possibly be that scary to wake up when there's two girls here." Kitsune stated with a smile.
"Ahem!" Guni cleared her throat loudly.
"Again, he couldn't possibly be that scary to wake up when there's two girls here." Kitsune repeated, which just earned her a bite on the ear from Guni. Kitsune rubbed her ear gingerly, cursing silently. "Well, let's go."
The two (-snickers-… -gets bit on the ear- Ow! Ugh… fine…) I mean the three girls snuck into the small closet, which begs the question how did they all (more like both since Guni didn't take up much room) fit when there was a large coffin in there as well. But anyway the girls slowly uncovered the coffin both wondering how wake him.
"So how are we going to wake him without getting ourselves nearly killed?" Kitsune asked in a whisper.
"I was hoping you would know." Riho whispered back.
"If you would both kindly quit whispering about me that would be wonderful." Cain said suddenly nearly scaring the girls out of their skin.
"Then you're up?" Kitsune asked.
"Yes." Cain replied sitting up.
They all left the small closet. "So do you have a hangover too?" Kitsune asked.
"Slightly." He said.
"I'll go get the aspirin!" Riho said before going off to get some and coming back quickly with another glass of water. She handed the two things to Cain before he quickly took the aspirin.
"Well, now that we're all up we'll go shop for a bed in an hour." Kitsune stated.
And since I'm much too lazy to write an hour's worth of stuff I believe I shall move on to when they are buying the bed.
"Which one am I supposed to pick? There are so many here." Shido pondered scratching his head. "Not to mention I'm sure none of them would fit in my closet."
"Don't worry I'll fix that." Kitsune said, writing on a piece of paper once more. "There. Now you have a bedroom."
"Erm… thanks." Shido said and then finally spotted a bed. "I think I'll take that one." Shido said.
"No." Kitsune disagreed. "You need a bigger bed."
"Why?" Shido questioned curiously.
"Because I said so that's why."
"Well, then why don't you just write it in that I have a large bed?"
Kitsune just stood there silenced by her stupidity. "Um… let's get back to Shido's place now." And so they left the large furniture store and went back to Shido's office/apartment.
Once they got back Kitsune immediately started pushing the two males towards Shido's bedroom. "Well, I think you two should get acquainted with your new bed." Kitsune said happily.
"What? It's my bed, not his." Shido exclaimed resentfully.
"Actually it's both of yours." Kitsune corrected.
"What?" Shido nearly yelled in outrage but Kitsune, tired of pushing them, just wrote them both into the bedroom into, shall we say, rather interesting positions upon the bed.
Shido just stared up at Cain at first shocked and then angry (he should've at least been happy that I let them still have their clothes on). "Get off of me." Shido growled at him.
"Oh c'mon Shido!" Kitsune whined. "I need more practice at writing sex scenes." Then the next thing Cain knew Shido pushed him onto the floor before he escaped from the bedroom. Cain unfortunately lay knocked on the floor from hitting his head too hard against the wall.
"What did you just say?" Shido demanded, looking almost as if he were about to kill Kitsune.
Kitsune laughed nervously. "I was just kidding."
"What are you talking about, Kitsune? You were just about to start writing." Riho stated innocently. Kitsune death glared Riho before she started assaulting her with the rusty spoon of d00m, which had dropped from the ceiling quite suddenly.
Shido sighed deciding it would be a waste of his energy to keep yelling at Kitsune so he decided to watch T.V. but when he pressed the buttons on the remote it also turned on a tape. That tape showed upon the television a scantily clad Yayoi winking, which stopped Riho and Kitsune from fighting as they stared at the T.V. then at Shido who was fumbling with the remote. After a few moments, which to him seemed an eternity, he finally managed to shut the T.V. off.
"Mr. Shido! What was that?" Riho (who now had a cut on her cheek and her hair and clothes were a mess) shouted at him. Shido just blushed and laughed nervously.
"Wow… whenever you got that you must've got lucky that night." Kitsune (who had a black eye and was limping) said blinking, oblivious to the glare she was receiving from Shido.
A/N: Wow… -blinks- that's the longest chapter for this story yet… maybe I was just trying to prolong the next one –sniff-. Now for review (yes singular)!
Mykah Leigh- Yeah, I know. I don't like author-inserting fics either yet here I am. I'm such a hypocrite! XD
P.S. –pouts- Fine, but I'm keeping his sexy top hat. -huggles top hat-
P.P.S. Aw! C'mon! Just because she really does nothing in the show except whine and need rescuing that's no reason to bash her! XD Just kidding. I must steal her clothes and then she may die/get bashed/etc. XD Or at least I must steal her shoes.
P.P.P.S. –cough- I still don't think it's considered a plot twist but I do know people will want to probably kill me after the next chapter.
Anywho, I should be putting up the next chapter soon! Until then, au revoir!
