Kitsune: I just want you all to know that… -runs off-

Chibiusa: What Sugoi Baka means to say is that she's allergic to pain and that you will have to forgive her for the contents of this chapter. She also says that she might be back by the end of the chapter.

Namida: All right, I'm here.

Chibiusa: Which means…

Kitsune: -from afar- On to the story!

Chibiusa: Damn, thought I'd be able to say it for once. -.-;

Chapter Eleven: Don't kill me! - From Kitsune to the fangirls.

Everyone had wasted the day away doing whatever they pleased. This included going skydiving, going to the zoo, landing on the moon, learning how to play the violin, going on a twenty second long blind date, whistling, and gardening. Thus everyone was quite tired when they got back to Shido's place. Riho decided to take the couch since Shido and Cain took the bed (Shido had been too tired to argue) and Kitsune took the chair behind the desk once again.

Everyone found it quit easy to fall asleep except for Cain who still lay awake restless. He gazed at Shido's sleeping form and let his thoughts go back to when he had confronted Shido about turning him into a mortal.

FLASHBACK

'Maybe it's Guni, she hasn't been here all morning.' Shido thought. Shido opened the door to someone he did not expect but you probably will.

"Shido, what have you done to me?" Cain asked, standing at the door. He was shaking with rage and looked as if he was about ready to strangle Shido.

"I changed you into a mortal." Shido started nonchalantly. "But she was the one who told me to." He continued, pointing to Yayoi.

"Why you!" Yayoi shouted angrily.

"I'm sensing negative vibes directed towards me…" Shido said to himself, looking nervously between the two. "Well… there's nothing we can do now, so go away."

"Hey! You can't do that! You'll ruin the storyline, Shido!" came Guni's voice from the ceiling. Everyone looked up.

"What are you doing up there, Guni?" Riho asked.

"The authoress asked me to come, she thought I might make it funnier. I've seen the future! And Shido you're not helping it some true." Guni said.

"Yeah, so for plot purposes Cain stays, got it?" the familiar voice of Kitsune-chan asked. They all stared blankly up at the ceiling. "I'll take that as a yes…"

"So… when are you gonna give…" Shido started.

"Aw! Shido are you concerned about me?" Guni asked.

"… My hat back?" Shido finished.

"Trust Kitsune-chan when she says you don't want it back…" Guni said, slightly put out that he cared about the hat more then he cared about her. "It's all covered in kiss marks and… I think she's dressing it up…" Guni said you could almost hear that her eyes took up more than half of her head.

"Anywho, we have to let the plot continue so we're gonna shut up now." Kitsune-chan said and all of a sudden it was silent.

"Well…" Riho said finally taking her eyes off the ceiling. "I guess I'm going to have to teach both of you how to cook… Yayoi, you're going to help too right?" Riho asked.

"Of course." Yayoi replied. Cain at the time had taken to glaring at Shido, thinking of someway to get back at him for turning him mostly mortal.

END OF FLASHBACK

Kitsune narrated in a mumble in the next room but Cain ignored her. 'That's right. I did want revenge upon my dear Shido for making me like this but this isn't all that horrible.' He thought then his eyes went wide; how could he forget how much he liked being a vampire? The more he thought and the more he looked at Shido the more Cain wanted to harm the man that lay sleeping soundly next to him.

Slowly Cain sat up and then wrapped his hands around Shido's neck, not really thinking about what would come of his actions. Shido woke up slowly but soon felt the oxygen from his brain being cut off. Shido continued to struggle against Cain's grasp and soon pushed Cain away from him.

"What the hell are you-?" Shido started but soon Cain flew back at him once more with a dangerous glint in his eye and the conflict continued, waking both Kitsune and Riho.

"What's going on in there?" Riho wondered aloud, hearing all the cursing and shouting.

"Nothing. Go back to sleep." Kitsune told Riho in a commanding voice, pulling Shido's top hat more over her eyes.

"They sound like they're killing each other." Riho exclaimed in alarm rising from the couch.

Kitsune peered under the rim of the hat at Riho and immediately got up, stood on the desk to jump by Riho. "I said go back to sleep." Kitsune commanded once more.

"Kitsune, I can't let you do this." Guni cried flying out of the authoress' hair. Kitsune quickly took out her notepad, writing on it and then 'poof' Guni was gone without a trace.

Riho looked at Kitsune for a moment before running to Shido's bedroom door and opening it to seen the quarrel within. Both Shido and Cain were strangling each other near the window in the moonlight. "What are you making them do?" Riho commanded, looking back at Kitsune for a moment before she attempted to run into the room to try and stop the two but Kitsune-chan grabbed the back of Riho's shirt pulling her from the room and flinging her to the ground.

Again Kitsune took out her ever-handy notepad and messily wrote down some words before Riho too disappeared. Kitsune watched the two men struggle with each other. "Kit… sun… e… h-hel… p… p-lea… ease…" Shido tried to call too her but she just stood there. She once again raised her notepad to write and Shido and Cain still squeezing each other's neck started moving towards the slowly opening window.

Kitsune looked down shamefully. "I'm sorry. But… this is another thing mortals do… they die. I'm so sorry." She apologized shaking her head sadly. Both males stared at her utterly shocked, now loosely holding the other's neck in their hands. "I'm sorry." She repeated. The next sounds were only of their screams filling the night air as they fell from the window head first to the concrete. Their blood splattered along the sidewalk for all to see and more terrified screams filled the air.

Kitsune still stood in the empty office and with a sad sigh she disappeared and Riho and Guni took her place in the office. And Kitsune-chan was never to return to the world of Nightwalker ever again.

The End

A/N: -quivers behind muses- Don't hurt me, please! Even though they died I still hoped you liked it. Anyway this is the end of the story so I hoped that you enjoyed it throughout. Sayonara!