Stupid, Cupid
warning- slash, but nothing too graphic (that means boy/boy ship)
disclaimer- i own nothing but the plot
"OUCH! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?" Harry Potter screamed in pain. He touched his back only to find an arrow sticking out of it. He pulled it out and held it in his hands. "Oh, merlin no." The arrow was gold with a heart as the spearhead and a pair of wings as the tail. "Tell me this is not what I think it is..."
Just then, Draco Malfoy walked into the foyer where Harry had been hit. Harry saw him, he saw only him, "Bugger to hell." he mumbled under his breath as he decided life wasn't fair. "Whats wrong Potthead, got your knikers in knot again?" Draco sneered.
Harry soon decided it was exruciatingly hot in the room, and the heat was comming off of the platinum blond standing feet away. But, maybe if he went closer it would get hotter? Maybe a bit more...a bit more...now, this is way too hot. He did what he thought he should do to get rid of it. He hugged Malfoy around the middle.
Of course, he didn't hear Malfoys jeers as he came, oh so innocently closer. Draco was not hugging the git back...wait a second, why on earth is Harry Bloody Potter hugging him anyways? "Potter, what the hell do you think your doing."
Harry looked up, and pondered Malfoys eyes. They were very nice, like...calm, but dangerous and he liked it. "I dunno, I felt really strange..."
Draco looked on the ground and saw it. Cupid's arrow. The bloody bastard...but, does this mean that-. Draco's musing was cut off by soft, warm, wet lips touching his ever so slightly. Yea...thats what that means...fuck. Potter's eyes were closed and Draco was wondering what to do. Potter had gone and ruined his life, and now he was kissing him. Why in hell, would that freaking fruitcake hit Potter with an arrow ifhe knew Draco was comming? What the bloody hell?
"POTTER! GET THE BLOODY HELL OFF OF ME!" Harry fell to the ground with a thump. "Huh?" Harry mumbled, he looked at Malfoy who was fumming, "Don't touch me...freak." Harry saw Malfoy walk away, more like a stalk with his cloke flowing evenly behind him. He got up, picked up the arrow and put it in his inside pocket. He fixed himself and headed for Dumbledor's office.
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Dumbledor looked up as his door was being knocked on. "Enter." He said. Harry Potter entered the room, "Ah Mr. Potter, how may I help you this evening? Harry reached into his pocket and took out an arrow. Cupids arrow. "Oh dear, what happened?" Harry blushed, "Sir, I was hit by it and...well...the first person I saw was...well..." Dumbledor looked aprehensivly at Harry, "Well? Who's the lucky girl?" Harry looked down, "Ah, not a girl then eh?" Said Dumbledor. Harry nodded, "Malfoy." Dumbledor's eyes grew wide. "Oh dear."
thats chapter one, whaddo ya'll think? R&R:)
