Chapter 3- The French Los Illuminados
After the villages…
After the Castles…
After the hidden underground facilities…
IS a random island.
Lord Saddler- How in the HELL can one man make it through an entire enemy armada of Gays Aids infected Men! Can you tell me how!
Villager 2- Leon killed Sally…. Sally… he… became infected with our Super-Aids virus.
Villager 3- Villager 1, FRAN, AND NOW SALLY! I hate Americans!
Saddler- There is only one thing we can do besides send illegal immigrants to America… THE FRENCH MAN!
A weird French man steps out of the shadows…. His name is Jack. He has a really gay red hat on. His mission… To kick ass. Will he get killed by Leon? Probably.
Schwarzenegger voice- Where is that puny man named Leon.
Saddler- He is currently running around this island.
Jack- Only really gay people run around on island.
Spanish Villager- Yo estoy muy calado I am really hot
Villager 4- Where did he get subtitles from?
Villager 3- Well this is a Japanese game.
Villager 2- HEY! The press helicopter just arrived.
Saddler- Oh' good.
Villager 2- And it just killed an entire fort of villagers.
Saddler- Oh' Shit!
Jack- I shall kill Press Helicopter. Jack leaves
Saddler- I always knew Hollywood would betray us.
Villager 3- We'll never get a movie adaptation of our game! Goddamn zombies!
Spanish Villager- Cuando? Que?
Villager 2- Hey, the Spanish guy just said K.
Villager 3- No he said… Que, That's Spanish for But Sex.
Saddler- I will make those Americans pay. Whether it is illegal immigration from Mexicans or raised Oil prices! I WILL MAKE THEM SUFFER!
Villager 4- We could just have sex with them. Ya' know AIDS is infectious.
Saddler- O yea. Back to the pile!
