Chapter 3- The French Los Illuminados

After the villages…

After the Castles…

After the hidden underground facilities…

IS a random island.

Lord Saddler- How in the HELL can one man make it through an entire enemy armada of Gays Aids infected Men! Can you tell me how!

Villager 2- Leon killed Sally…. Sally… he… became infected with our Super-Aids virus.

Villager 3- Villager 1, FRAN, AND NOW SALLY! I hate Americans!

Saddler- There is only one thing we can do besides send illegal immigrants to America… THE FRENCH MAN!

A weird French man steps out of the shadows…. His name is Jack. He has a really gay red hat on. His mission… To kick ass. Will he get killed by Leon? Probably.

Schwarzenegger voice- Where is that puny man named Leon.

Saddler- He is currently running around this island.

Jack- Only really gay people run around on island.

Spanish Villager- Yo estoy muy calado I am really hot

Villager 4- Where did he get subtitles from?

Villager 3- Well this is a Japanese game.

Villager 2- HEY! The press helicopter just arrived.

Saddler- Oh' good.

Villager 2- And it just killed an entire fort of villagers.

Saddler- Oh' Shit!

Jack- I shall kill Press Helicopter. Jack leaves

Saddler- I always knew Hollywood would betray us.

Villager 3- We'll never get a movie adaptation of our game! Goddamn zombies!

Spanish Villager- Cuando? Que?

Villager 2- Hey, the Spanish guy just said K.

Villager 3- No he said… Que, That's Spanish for But Sex.

Saddler- I will make those Americans pay. Whether it is illegal immigration from Mexicans or raised Oil prices! I WILL MAKE THEM SUFFER!

Villager 4- We could just have sex with them. Ya' know AIDS is infectious.

Saddler- O yea. Back to the pile!