A Brotherly Cliche Moment written by Katelyn McGlone

Summary- It's Sasukes' birthday, so Itatchi comes over to spend time with his only brother.

Warnings- Partial crack, mild swearing, a -very- cliche moment, and brotherly incesty mild fluff

Rating- T for strong hints towards incest and mild swearing

Pairing- Itatchi/Sasuke


Finally! It was finished! Sasuke allowed a small smile to grace his features as he set a pot of ramen noodles on the table. He was just about to sit down and enjoy his meal if you could call it that. when all of a sudden he heard the quiet hum of air being sliced right by his ear.

Wincing slightly, Sasuke looked forward only to see a kunai knife lodged in the woodwork.

"Your relflexes are slipping..."

"You asshole!" Sasuke hissed turning around to come face to face with Itatchi.

"Hn yes. I love you too little brother." The elder Uchiha took a seat at the table.

"What are you even doing here anyway?" Sasuke was annoyed at how Itatchi could just walk into his home without any apparent reason to do so.

"Visiting." Itatchi stated simply as if it had been the most obvious thing in the world.

"...Visiting..." Sasuke repeated slowly wondering what the other was playing at. He realised he wasn't about to get a reason any time soon, so he just decided to ask. "Okay? For what reason?"

"You mean you really don't know?"

Oh what an ass! It took all of his Uchiha restraint to keep him from killing Itatchi in the most slow and painful manner. "I wouldn't be asking if I already knew the answer to that."

Itatchi gave him a blank look. "It's your birthday. So I decided to stop by and wish you a happy one... or whatever people usually do on them." He dug in his pocket for a moment before producing a crudely wrapped package before handing it to Sasuke.

The younger of the two eyed it warily. "Will this try to attact and or eat me?"

"No that was last year."

Taking a deep breath, Sasuke pulled off the wrapping paper and held in his hand a bottle of a dark plum colored nail polish. "What the hell!"

"Aww you love it!" he cooed pinching the others cheek. "It's a new trend. All of the villans wear nail polish now."

"I'm an avenger not a villan... that's your job remeber? I'm supposed to avenge the clan by killing you and blah blah emo plots blah. Don't you read the scripts?"

Itatchi shook his head. "Nope! I just wing it!"

"Who even says wing it anymore?"

The elder Uchiha shrugged. Sasuke just stared at the supposed bad guy, blinking every so often. "Should I be concerned for your quickly dying sanity?"

"Probably..."

Sasuke just signed shaking his head. "Whatever, I'm going to eat dinner. Care to join me?" He didn't wait for an answer before slipping Itatchi a set of chopsticks. "Just dig in..." And so they did!

As they were eating, somehow they grabbed the same noodle. Neither brother was going to give it up. They both munched on it untill there was no distance between them, their lips touching. Both quickly pulled away gagging.

Itatchi recovered first. "You know. That really wasn't so bad."

Sasuke nodded. "No. Not bad at all!"

"Again?"

Sasuke wraped his arms around his brothers neck. "Again." he whispered closing the distance between them.