Author's note: Yeah. This is the begining of a series of one-shots. Rock on. I'm listening to "Last Resort" right now. Heck. Yes. And again, refrences to Naruto. Yeah.
Disclaimer: I don't even own this computer! It's my dad's!
Warnings: OOCness-icity, Stupidness-icity, Language.
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Shigure was boerd, so he went downstairs and turned on the television. He flipped through, stopped on a channel with an anime blonde girl only covered by smoke. The she changed back into a blonde boy after the sensei yelled at him and he kept flipping. Then he deciced he wanted to by an Ipod. So he skipped off-dragging Kyo with him because he was walking by-to find the merry land of Ipods, also known to the NORMAL people asCircut City. He entered the mall, and wandered until he reached a bookstore.
"Shigure?" Kyo said as people began stairing at them.
"Hmm?" Shigure said, looking at his cousin.
"THEY DON'T HAVE ANY DAMN IPODS HERE!" Kyo yelled.
"Hey, look!" Shigure said, running in to the first shef and pulling books off the shelf. "It Tohru and Yuki and you and me and...Lehgaspo."
"What!" Kyo panicked, looking around.
"It..." Shigure paused dramaticaly until Kyo hit him over the head with another one of the books on the shelf with the same blonde boy on the front as the one who changed into a naked girl. "It's...a Kisa cardboard cutout!" Kyo gasped.
"They are all damn rat lovers! They hate me! That's why they didn't put me up!" Kyo yelled.
"Umm...they didn't put up Yuki, either." Shigure pointed out, feeling proud of his brief spot of intelligence.
"Oh, right. Hey, look, it's our friend, Haru!" Kyo yelled. The two then skipped into a store a little ways away and entered a really dark store. Again, they saw the blonde boy, and he finally had a name...one the two guys thought was kinda nice...
Naruto.
So the two bought a shirt that said "Belive it!" and had Naruto on it and a Naruto plushie then continued on the way to find an Ipod. They stopped at a place with really good smells that made Shigure happy and one of his feet start to kick, which made him fall on his back and he looked like a dog having it's belly rubbed.
"Yummy yummy yummy!" Shigure said, still lying on the ground. "I want cookie cake, Kyo! Get me some!"
"No!" Kyo said. "Chocolate is bad for dogs! Now get up and let's continue hunting for the elusive Ipod!" Shigure got up and realized Kyo was right and stupid Tohru had got him chocolate for Valentine'sDay and had tried to kill him. Stupid Tohru.
"Kyyoooooo..." Shigure whined after about 5 days. Just kidding. It was only about 5 seconds. "I can't go on...too...weak..." Kyo dragged Shigure along.
"I'll buy you that weird CD you wanted with a chotic dance or that one with with the klutzy guys if you come on!" Kyo said. Silly Kyo. He dosn't even remember their names! Silly goose. Oops, I mean, silly kitty.
"Silly kitty. Those aren't the names." Shigure said. "I need a pretzel." So Kyo bought a pretzel and Shigure ate it.That silly goose,I mean, silly dog, wasn't dying after all. He was just hungry. So the two adventurers fell down the esclator and the landed in front to a big picture of a girl holding a camera.
"NOOO!" The silly dog said, "That picture ate the merry land of the Ipods!"
"No, the door is over there, silly dog." Kyo said in a very Tohru-like manor. So the two went in, got lost, found an Ipod, then went to go buy it. Then the silly dog and kittyadventurers realized that they left their money at home, so the ran out with the Ipod and didn't pay for it. Then they downloaded a song and put it on the Ipod. During that, Yuki came in but then he left because he isn't important to this chapter. After he left he jumped off the roof. No, not really. Tohru fell off it. Then the day ended and the adventure ended the same way it had started.
Except now, Shigure has an Ipod.
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Author's note: Yeah. I still can't belive Tohru tried to give our favorite dog chocolate. LEHGASPO! Evil, evil girl...
Just to clear some things up, the "chotic dance" is Panic! at the Disco and the "klutzy boys" is the band known asFall Out Boy. The bookstore is Barnes and Noble, where I actually saw a cardboard cutout of Kisa (it was either her or Ritsu...I can't remember) and the "really dark store" was Hot Topic. Yea, I know. Sora rocks for mentionoing these things.
