Note: Yeah.Oneshot two. DANCE. NOW. ETH. Oh, and Shigure's adventure was 800 word. Exactly. That's cool.

Disclamer: I-eth own-eth nothing-eth!

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Yuki was hungry one day, so he decided that he would go to that burger place that opened recently.

"Haru?" Yuki asked his favorite cow.

"Yeah?" The favorite cow replied.

"Let's go tothat burger place!" Yuki said.

"OKAY! I'll accompany you on an adventure to go to the burger shop that sells my kind as food to sickning, hungry people who never thought of the cow they're eating!" Haru yelled.

"Erm...you don't have to go..." Yuki said.

"Oh, no I want to!" Haru said. So they grabbed Kureno and left the middle of the road where they were standing. On the way to the burger place, they ran into Tohru. No, seriously. They were running and sent Tohru flying.

"I belive I can flyyyyyy!" she sang. So then the Rat, the Cow and the Rooster arrived at the burger place and got in line.

"Hakuna Matata!" Kureno sang, shifting his weight from his heels to the front of his feet so he rocked back and forth.

"Shut up, Kureno, no one likes you." Haru said. Kureno started to cry.

"Haru's mean!" he said. Yuki rolled his eyes and kicked him out of the oneshot. Seriously. Kicked him so hard he landed in Arisa's room. She thought he was a rapist and beat him with a pole. But that's another story. Anyway, back to our Rat and Cow friends, Haru ordered. Then Yuki sat down at a table and Haru brought the food to the Rat.

"Why are people stairing?" Haru whispered.

"Because your mom." Yuki said, unwrapping his chicken sandwich. He hoped it was Kureno's mom because no one likes Kureno.And they were stairing because Haru's mom. She was doing some odd dance on a table.

"Oh." Haru unwrapped his, a...a...

CHEESEBURGER!

"CANNIBAL!" Yuki yelled, pointing a Haru. Haru laughed evily and stuffed the cheeseburger in his mouth. Then the two ran back to the middle of the street, running into Tohru again, so she flew in the oppasate direction. They hoped she wasn't getting cocky and wanting to be the Rooster. Haha, get it? Cocky, rooster? I'll shut up now. Anyways, Kureno was their Rooster. A stupid one whowas beat with a pole for being a rapist, but theirs anyway. So the day and the adventure ended the same way it began.

Except Yuki wasn't hungry.

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Author's note: Erm...yeah. I'm real creative with endings, huh? Yeah, well, do YOU get it? Cocky, Rooster? A rooster is also called a cock in case you didn't know.Yeah. Well, that's all.