Note: Umm...yeah. I just heared "Welcome to Paradise" by Green Day. YAY OLD GREEN DAY! And beware for Naruto again...and Dora the Explorerness-icity. This chapter is based off this episode of Dora the Explorer my brother was watching when I was babysiting. Hay, he's 5.

AND BEWARE! THERE'S GERMAN IN THIS CHAPTER!

Disclamer: I own some stuff that's not Fruits Basket...

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So one day, Kisa and Ritsu were randomly walking together when they heared something.

"Hey!" they heared.

"Thet's our friend, Haru the cow!" Kisa said in a very Dora the Explorer way. Haru caught up with the Tiger and the Monkey and they saw he had been transformed into a...

POTATO!

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, PO-TA-TO!"Ritsu sang. Haru the potato hopped up to them and looked at them.

"Help! I've been transformed into a potato!" Haru said. "We must un-transform me into a person!" Just then,they saw a blonde boy fall from the sky and heinched to Haru.

"Naruto no..." he threw Haru a long time ago, in a galexy far, far away...not really. Just into a tree. "...swiping."

"You're toooo late!" Naruto cakled before running away singing, "I'm a ninja, I'm a ninja, it's my birthday, it's my birthday..." So Kisa and Ritsu beat Haru out of the tree with a stick because he was a cannibal cow-potato type thing. Then they skipped on their jolly way before reaching a river.

"Oh no! Do you see anything we can use to get across the river?" Kisa the Explorer said. Then an arrow appeared and clicked on a boat in the distance. The Monkey, the Tiger, and th Cow-Potato type thing ran-or hopped-over to the boat. In it sat Momiji.

"Hi, Momiji!" Ritsu said.

"Momiji speaks German." Kisa the Explorer said. "Hallo Momiji. Können wir dein Boot borgen?"

"Ja Kisa der Forscher! Hallo, Ritsu, hallo Haru. Warum bist du eine Kartoffel?" Momiji asked.

"He said, 'Yes, Kisa the Explorer! Hello, Ritsu, hello Haru. Why are you a potato?'" Kisa the Explorer translated. "Er ist eine Kartoffel, weil… wir nicht wissen. Kannst du, wir ihn zurück in eine Kuh-Personart Sache ändern können?"

"Du mußt zum Haus in der Mitte gehen, oder der Wald und du müßt eine Kartoffel essen, die innen für 7.3957475683 minuten, no more gebacken wird, keine kleiner. Dann du Breihaustier die magische Katze-Person als Katze dann POOF! Du bist eine Person!" The crazy German Rabbit said.

Kisa the Explorertranslated it to "You have to go to the house in the middle or the forest and you have to eat a potato baked in for 7.3957475683 minutes, no more, no less. Then you mush pet the magic Cat-Person as a cat then POOF! You're a person!"

"Thank you! Danke!" Kisa the Explorer said. The crazy German Rabbit waived and they went to the house in the middle of the forest. There they saw the Dog, the Rat, the Riceball, and...

The magicCat-Person! LEHGASPO! Tohru made a potato baked for 7.3957475683 minutes then Haru ate it, nmaking him a cannibal. Then Yuki ran into Tohtu and made her go flying onto Kyo, who changed into a cat. Then the Cow-Potato type thing petted it awkwaerdly, because potatos don't have arms, then POOF! He wasa person.

"We did it, we did it, we did it YAY!" Kisa the Explorer and Ritsu sang. Then they walked home from their random adventure. Then the world blew up and everyone died.

The end.

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Author's note: I never noticed how the Dora the Explorer people might be on drugs until I wrote this...yeah. The world blew up. Haha, that's cool.