Note: I'm listening to Paralyzed by Rock Kills Kid. Yay!

Disclamer: My name isn't Natsuki Takaya-sensei. I'm Sora. And I also don't own Super Retarded Dog. But he's my hero.

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Yuki was thinking.

"I've been thinking." Yuki said to Kyo, Shigure, and Tohru. "Haru's been either mentioned or in the last 2 chapters. We should do something about it."

"Like...OH! I KNOW!" Shigure waived his hand in the air. "We should disguise ourselves and tie Haru up and kick him into Arisa's room so she will beat him with a pole like she did to Kureno!"

"That's...that's a great idea!" Kyo said. they ran upstairs and Tohru fell back down them, then she went up. They came back downstairs, but only Shigure had changed.

"We don't have costumes." Kyo pointed out. Shigue ran outside, though he wasn't Shigure the hentai novelest. He was...

Dramatic pause...

More drama...

More drama...

More drama...

Mo-OW! FINE!

SUPER RETARDED DOG!

He began to swat butterflys as Hatori walked up to him.

"What are you doing, Super Retarded Dog?" he said.

"Oh, I'm just catching bunny rabbits." Shigure said.

"Those are butterflys, moron." Hatori pointed out.

"No, I'm pretty sure these are bunny rabbits. I think someone needs to go back to school." Shigure said.

"Super Retarded Dog, can YOU, do me a FAVOR?" Hatori said in an odd voice.

"I don't see why not." Shigure replied.

"Can YOU dump this bucket of gasoline in the furnise?" Hatori said.

"I don't see why not." Shigure said, and he continued to swat butterflys.

"Well?"

"What?"

"Are you going to do it?"

"Do what?"

"Take the bucket."

"Why would I need a bucket?"

"Take the bucket and dump it in the furnice." Hatori said, starting to get a little mad at Shigure's super retardedness.

"All right, all right." Shigure took the bucket and went along on his retarded way. He eventually hade his way to a house and walked in.

"Furnise...furnise..." He walked up to a refridgerator, and read the little brand thing on the side. "Fur...nise!" He put the bucket in it and went out, humming, passing a picture of a woman with short hair.

3 Hours Later(DunDunDun!)

Hatori went into his house, and shut the door. "Yes," he said, "I'm finally rid of that Super Retarded Dog! Man, I'm hungry." then he lit a cigerette and went to open the refridgerator and...

BOOM.

"AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" he yelled, landing, all scorched, in front of Shigure's house, where he was swatting butterflies again.

"MORON!"

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Author's note: That was...odd...and yesh. S-U-P-E-R R-E-tarted D-O-G! That. Frickin. Rocks.