The Death Eaters Who say 'Ni!'

Voldemort:

Ni!

Deatheaters:

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Harry Potter:

Who are you?

Voldemort:

We are the Deatheaters Who Say... 'Ni'!

Peter Pettigrew:

Ni!

Harry Potter:

No! Not the Wizards Who Say 'Ni'!

Voldemort:

The same!

Albus Dumbledore:

Who are they?

Voldemort:

We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!

Peter Pettigrew:

Neee-wom!

Harry Potter:

Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.

Voldemort:

The Deatheaters Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice.

Harry Potter:

Deatheaters of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

Voldemort:

Ni!

Deatheaters:

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...

Harry Potter:

Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!

Voldemort:

We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.

Harry Potter:

Well, what is it you want?

Voldemort:

We want... a shrubbery!

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Harry Potter:

A what?

Deatheaters:

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Harry and Party:

Ow! Oh!

Harry Potter:

Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.

Voldemort:

You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.

Harry Potter:

O Deatheaters of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.

Voldemort:

One that looks nice.

Harry Potter:

Of course.

Voldemort:

And not too expensive.

Harry Potter:

Yes.

Voldemort:

Now... go!