The Death Eaters Who say 'Ni!'
Voldemort:
Ni!
Deatheaters:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Harry Potter:
Who are you?
Voldemort:
We are the Deatheaters Who Say... 'Ni'!
Peter Pettigrew:
Ni!
Harry Potter:
No! Not the Wizards Who Say 'Ni'!
Voldemort:
The same!
Albus Dumbledore:
Who are they?
Voldemort:
We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
Peter Pettigrew:
Neee-wom!
Harry Potter:
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
Voldemort:
The Deatheaters Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice.
Harry Potter:
Deatheaters of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Voldemort:
Ni!
Deatheaters:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...
Harry Potter:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
Voldemort:
We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
Harry Potter:
Well, what is it you want?
Voldemort:
We want... a shrubbery!
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Harry Potter:
A what?
Deatheaters:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Harry and Party:
Ow! Oh!
Harry Potter:
Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Voldemort:
You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.
Harry Potter:
O Deatheaters of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Voldemort:
One that looks nice.
Harry Potter:
Of course.
Voldemort:
And not too expensive.
Harry Potter:
Yes.
Voldemort:
Now... go!
